Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[Psychic Octopus]

He was a Democrat. Thus, he associated with white supremacists.

LOL, of course I took this out of context, but this is funny on its own.

[RIP Robert H Bork]

i also think that joe wilson might make a good republcan canidate

You Lie!

[minionofmidas]

Democrats:
Evan Bayh
Hillary Clinton
Bill Clinton
John F. Kennedy
Franklin Roosevelt
Brad Ellsworth
Jim Shellinger
Rod Blagojevich
Albert Gore

More of a personal thing, since I've met him before, and he seemed really down to earth.

In the "down and dirty" sense?

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Go to the search thing. Type in "women" and "Flyers2010"

[Lief 🗽]

Remember, a girl can't get pregnant if she is on top. You know, because of gravity and all.

Somehow I sincerely doubt it works like that.

Shit.

OH DAMN. OH DAMN. OH DAMN. NONONONONO. AIZEN TELL ME YOU AREN'T KIDDING.

[Хahar 🤔]

Go to the search thing. Type in "women" and "Flyers2010"

Oh dear.

[King]

Go to the search thing. Type in "women" and "Flyers2010"

Oh dear.

Flyers is our forum's resident William Masters.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I thought this was funny just due to how bad of a retort it was the extreme immaturity. One of those cases where you basically just help your opponent:

If anyone actually thinks that #10 is a crazy conspiracy theory and totally unfounded and don't even care to listen to the rationale for it being actually true, then you're either incredibly misinformed or simply a moron.

I HATE SUCCESS LOLLROFLLMAO

[Хahar 🤔]

I thought this was funny just due to how bad of a retort it was the extreme immaturity. One of those cases where you basically just help your opponent:

If anyone actually thinks that #10 is a crazy conspiracy theory and totally unfounded and don't even care to listen to the rationale for it being actually true, then you're either incredibly misinformed or simply a moron.

I HATE SUCCESS LOLLROFLLMAO

Yeah, he's on ignore now.

[Sensei]

Go to the search thing. Type in "women" and "Flyers2010"

Oh dear.

If he meant 'google' by 'the search thing', it's pretty funny, too.

[Хahar 🤔]

944?

[Sewer]

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[The Mikado]

click here to know more

Quite possibly the greatest post ever.

[DownWithTheLeft]

One day after predicting the Quincy might post a title like this, the forum's most misleading title of all-time comes to be:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=103711.msg2191254;boardseen#new

[Alexander Hamilton]

One day after predicting the Quincy might post a title like this, the forum's most misleading title of all-time comes to be:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=103711.msg2191254;boardseen#new

lol

[Eraserhead]

One day after predicting the Quincy might post a title like this, the forum's most misleading title of all-time comes to be:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=103711.msg2191254;boardseen#new

lol

Quincy has always been one of the strangest posters on the forum. He's sort of like a slightly less bot-like patel.

[Alexander Hamilton]

Blue (Da Ba Dee) is a great song.

[Vepres]

Blue (Da Ba Dee) is a great song.

Don't go dissing blue.

[TeePee4Prez]

Go to the search thing. Type in "women" and "Flyers2010"

Oh dear.

Flyers is our forum's resident William Masters.

Thanks for the compliment, but not really.  My last name does rhyme with gynecologist though and a guy from my soon to be defunct HS alma mater actually called me "(My last name)-cologist".

[minionofmidas]

click here to know more

Quite possibly the greatest post ever.

Greatest first post, anyways. Welcome!

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Bill Clinton will have some fun with that picture.

[Hash]

One day after predicting the Quincy might post a title like this, the forum's most misleading title of all-time comes to be:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=103711.msg2191254;boardseen#new

lol

Quincy has always been one of the strangest posters on the forum. He's sort of like a slightly less bot-like patel.

Quincy is also the only poster to consistently respond to Bot Patel's posts.

[Alexander Hamilton]

No. He seems to be about a 14-year-old pretending to be.

[Alexander Hamilton]

A 75% approval rating for Sarah Palin?

Favorability man, not approval.  This is like the 10th time someone has pointed out that distinction to you.

[Mr. Morden]

A 75% approval rating for Sarah Palin?

Favorability man, not approval.  This is like the 10th time someone has pointed out that distinction to you.

Amusingly, he just posted yet another favorability number to his approval ratings map.  It's only been, what?  8 hours since I reminded him again of the distinction?