Why do modern cartoons suck so much? [my very first nostalgic rant]

[Pheurton Skeurto]

Have you watched Adventure Time? It's very good.

So is The Regular Show

[Pheurton Skeurto]

Have you watched Adventure Time? It's very good.

So is The Regular Show

^^^^ Both of these shows are amazing. Cartoon Network is legit, Nick has been awful since Spongebob started to decline.

Spongebob used to be the best goddamned show on tv and now Nick is resorting to combining clips of it with the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (which is a disgrace and everyone who works on that show should be beheaded) which makes me want to disembowel myself

[Pheurton Skeurto]

Glad to see the Pony fanclub hasn't corrupted this thread yet.

Can someone summarize Regular Show and Gravity Falls, since they've been cited so many times? I'm too lazy to read through the Wiki articles...

The Regular Show is about a blue jay and a raccoon who are friends and work at a park and they go on these super trippy adventures like the writers must be high 24/7 cuz it's just so f--ked up

All you need to know about the show lies within the show's creator's college thesis film, which is basically a more openly adult version of the show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y894QNtX0VA

[Pheurton Skeurto]

I see. Seems like the "silly fun" kind of cartoons which I really can't stand.

It's hilarious. The best part is that most of the innuendos fly right over the target audience's head. It's the new Spongebob.

[Pheurton Skeurto]

It's the new Spongebob.

Good to know. Excellent reason for me not to watch it.

HP