The opebo challenge

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

You didn't provide us with a new topic IndyTX.

IndyTX did not provide us with a new topic because he is a poor and he probably got called in to toil away at his minimum wage indentured servitude, n'est ce pas?  Such is the plight of the capitalist system.  Oh despair!

I went to grab my coffee this morning and it was not as hot as it usually is when it's straight from the pot.  Why is this so? 

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

6.5/10

Why is it impossible to square the circle?
Maths such as these are obviously able to be done, prude. 



Huzzah!  I've done it, as you see.  Naturally, it is within the interests of the owning class to keep toiling poors preoccupied with "mathematical inquiries" such as squaring the circle.  The dumbs in the toiling class will never figure out how to square the circle.  Smarts in the toiling class will square it, and question why they say it's impossible.  This of course distracts them whilst the owning capitalists live off their labors. 

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Got a new query for us, there, sunshine?

My bad!  Dear me. 

I couldn't find my sandals for two days and they were in the back of my car.  Why is this so? 

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Got a new query for us, there, sunshine?

My bad!  Dear me.  

I couldn't find my sandals for two days and they were in the back of my car.  Why is this so?  

Sandals imply good weather, leisure, which in turn imply laziness. The dominant class doesn't count on you to be lazy. They have to exploit you all your life to stay above you and eat caviar out of the jar. So they made you work until your mind was numbed enough to not remember anything having to do with good weather or leisure, so you wouldn't stop working for them.

Vicious circle is the way to go for the capitalist class. Can we square the vicious circle though ? Kidding, that's not my following topic.

Why do Americans spell "theater" and Britons "theatre" ?


(Oh and I give you a 3.1 for the squaring circle)

8/10, just for the phrase "and eat caviar out of the jar"

The Britons of course have it correct with their monarchy, allowing for a do-it-all suffix such as "re", as you see in "theatre" and "centre".  The owning class in The Bad Place thinks it best to keep the serfs in a constant state of disillusionment about their suffixes.  Is it "er"?  Or is it "ar"?  Perhaps it could even be "yr"... as you see in capitalist diction like "martyr", which of course is a "word" just to give the toiling masses hope they will escape the plutocratic enslavement and humiliation of employment. 

Why don't cherry Pop-Tarts come in an unfrosted variety?