Happy Chanukah!
Kaine for Senate '18:
That's right, the Festival of Lights has begun! So go get your yarmulke, because it's Chanulkah!
Kaine for Senate '18:
Put on your yarmulke
Here comes chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town without a christmas tree
Heres a list of people who are jewish just like you and me
David lee roth lights the menorah
So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah
Guess who eats together at the carnegie deli
Bowser from sha na na and arthur fonzerelli
Paul newmans half jewish, goldie hawns half too
Put them together, what a fine lookin jew
You dont need deck the halls or jingle bell rock
cause you can spin a dreidel with captain kirk and mr. spock- both jewish
Put on your yarmulke
Its time for chanukah
The owner of the seattle supersonicahs
Celebrates chanukah
O.j. simpson, not a jew
But guess who is? hall of famer rod carew- he converted
We got ann landers and her sister dear abby
Harrison fords a quarter jewish- not too shabby
Some people think that ebenezer scrooge is
Well hes not, but guess who is
All three stooges
So many jews are in showbiz
Tom cruise isnt, but I heard his agent is
Tell your friend veronica
Its time to celebrate chanukah
I hope I get a harmonicah
Oh this lovely, lovely chanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy chanukah
Happy chanukah
paul718:
Happy Chanukah
Enjoy those eight crazy nights!
Edit: By the way, the priest offered a prayer to our Jewish brothers and sisters as they begin their celebration of Chanukah today at mass. You aren't forgotten this time of year!
The Mikado:
Ah, yes. I'll raise a glass to Antiochus IV Epiphanes tonight, in celebration of his thwarted attempts to bring the benefits of Greek science and culture to the backwards, theocratic Judeans. :P
Seriously, though, a holiday to celebrate Judah going from Hellenistic Selucid rule to...equally Hellenistic Hasmonean (home) rule? Did the Jews really gain anything?
Yamor:
That is the point - home rule.
Also, he tried to force his 'culture' on them, with punishment of imprisonment or death on those who refused it.
One thing for sure, if they'd have succeeded, there wouldn't be a Jewish people around today.
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