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John Dibble
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« on: May 03, 2009, 08:23:35 PM »
No. Only people in hell get to eat. Ironic, no?
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« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2009, 09:47:30 PM »
Quote from: Made in the USA on May 03, 2009, 08:42:40 PM
And, Dibble, in hell you don't get to eat.  All you get to do for eternity is burn, baby, burn and never die.  Its where the worm dieth not.  You would want so much to just deexist, but that is not an option.

Yes, take the agnostic's joke seriously. You'll look really smart that way.
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John Dibble
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« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2009, 08:38:38 AM »

For the same reason that people reply seriously to your threads.
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