Update for Everyone III - The Whinge Binge

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I'm absolutely convinced that ISIS is going to attack us/try to attack us on Black Friday. I haven't been paranoid about a potential terrorist attack since 2007, but I actually have this lingering paranoia about it for some reason. Then again, I never have and never will go shopping on Black Friday, nor do I think ISIS is going to attack Tallahassee (or anywhere close to Florida, for that matter).

If I'm wrong, feel free to make fun of me. But what if I'm right?

Well, I'm heading up to Canada that morning, so I'll either be stuck in at the border or stuck in Canada if that's the case.

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I recently had my second CAT scan of my brain (my first was a couple years ago).  The results again came back negative for a brain tumor.

Lest this get too buried, that's fantastic news! Congratulations!

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Ugh. I just found out that I have a class with my ex this quarter. We haven't seen or spoken to each other in years and we did not have a good breakup. Here's to an awkward and generally soul-draining ten weeks!

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They pinpointed the site of the Salem Witch Trial gallows. It was my old backyard.

COOL.

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I found out that apparently I'm "demisexual," although I think that might just be a term invented to make lonely people who just aren't that into sex feel better about themselves.