Senate Legislation Introduction Thread (New)

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A RESOLUTION
To ensure a treasure of a restaurant is honored by all Atlasian citizens
Be it enacted in the Senate of the Republic of Atlasia assembled

1. The long title of this bill will be the "Resolution Honoring Fast-Food Burger Restaurants"
2. The nation of Atlasia commends McDonalds and other fast-food burger restaurants and small businesses on their nutritious meals provided to both vegetarian and vegan Atlasian citizens as well as meat eaters.
3. This resolution shall take effect immediately upon passage into law.

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In accordance with Senate rules, I am obligated to make the following announcement in this thread:

Both the Resolution Honoring Fast-Food Burger Restaurants and the Wulfric Resolution are frivolous and as such will not be brought to the Senate floor.

We're not wasting time on stupid memes. Use Discord for that.

Also in accordance with the rules: "the sponsoring Senator of the legislation shall have ninety-six (96) hours to challenge this action in a public post, and with the concurrence of one-third (1/3) of office-holding Senators in the affirmative, may override the actions of the PPT. (Nasolation clause)"

Seeing as I will soon be traveling abroad and that an equally acceptable resolution has now been introduced in Lincoln, I will not object to this PPT action. Nevertheless, Viva McDonalds!

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Aye

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AN ACT
To increase liberty

Be it enacted by the Senate of the Republic of Atlasia assembled

Section 1. Title

1. This act may be cited as the Free Atlasian Roads (FAR) Act.

Section 2.

1. Effective immediately, all speed limits on roads that receive federal funding shall be abolished.

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Seems like the real person we should lose confidence in is whoever wrote the Senate rules to include this hilariously large loophole. Not that I can or will interfere in this Senate affair.

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Game Moderation Act
Section 1: Title & definitions
1. The title of this act shall be the "Game Moderation Act"
2. As it appears in this legislation, “non-playable entity or "NPC"” shall refer to all parties, including but not limited to foreign governments and non-state actors, minor agencies, state and municipal officers, and public interest groups, which may be presumed to exist within the context of Atlasia, the functions of which are not performed by any person registered with the Census Bureau.

Section 2: Separation of powers
1. All powers and prerogatives which shall by grant of Congress in the game engine reside, shall be divided among the several officers of the same, game moderator and their deputies.

Section 3: Game Moderator
1. The president shall appoint the game moderator with the advice and consent of the Senate.
2. The game moderator shall have power, except where limited elsewhere by this legislation:
(a) to simulate the effect of domestic and foreign legislation of the government of Atlasia and of the several regions;
(b) to simulate the actions of non-playable entities;
(c) to simulate domestic and global events;
(d) to be the final arbiter in all questions of the reality of events which occur during their tenure;
(e) to be the final arbiter on the reality of the status quo with respect domestic and global conditions.
(f) to project the cost of legislation passed by Congress or by the several regions, and the amount of revenue raised by such taxes as they may levy;
(g) to publish unemployment numbers and other economic statistics for the nation and the several regions;
(h) to report the state of the national and global economy.
3. The word of a game moderator, once spoken, is Canon, and may not be revoked by their successor.
4. The game moderator may be removed from office according to the same provisions set in place for the impeachment of executive officers.
5. The game moderator may appoint "deputies" and they may delegate their duties to their deputies.
6. The game moderator may not hold any other elected or appointed office in either the Federal or Regional Governments.

Section 4: Deputies
1. Deputies shall be appointed by the game moderator.
2. Deputies shall have powers which the game moderator has delegated them to.
3. The word of a deputy may be revoked by their game moderator or future game moderators.
4. Deputies may hold any elected or appointed office in either the Federal or Regional Governments.
5. The Senate may dismiss a deputy should the majority of the Senate vote in favor of removing a deputy.

Section 5: Repeal of old legislation
1. All previous Acts of Congress as they relate to the structure, powers, and officers of the game engine are hereby repealed.

With the consent of the sponsor, I offer to co-sponsor this bill and place it in the Presidential slot.

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Stop pinging me you twits. Do it again and I'll turn off alerts.

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Stop pinging me you twits. Do it again and I'll turn off alerts.

Ok Simp Dog

lmao