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[Oakvale]

Of course it's a joke you idiots jesus christ.

[Oakvale]

I hope this is some sick joke and not the truth.

The fact that this supposed person waits an entire week to notify strongly suggests it's an attempt at a joke.

yeah, because obviously if a dear friend of yours dies, notifying his internet friends is the first thing you think about

Of course it's a joke you idiots jesus christ.

jokes are funny

This isn't funny but it's not Not Funny. Lighten up.

[Oakvale]

This isn't funny but it's not Not Funny. Lighten up.

suicide is, unequivocally, not funny. how the hell do you people not understand that?

That's not what I'm saying. The poster claims to have been specifically asked in a final note to tell the board.

it's still not going to be anywhere near the first thing on their mind.

What, ever? I don't think this particular gag is funny but that's a failure of execution rather than principle. Good to know the literal PC Police is here to set the record straight though.

[Oakvale]

There are no off-limit topics for comedy you deranged anthropomorphic tranquilizer , jesus christ

[Oakvale]

OP's IP is supposedly from LA. Has Mike killed Tender?

[Oakvale]

jesus christ