America was founded on the right to refuse to serve black people at your diner.
This quote automatically makes you a massive HP. It may not be "we reserve the right to refuse service to robots and space bikers", but it's WAY worse. I know you're being sarcastic, but you're completely wrong on this one. Even one of my PoliSci professors said that the "state's rights" argument was irrelevant and was essentially calling for a return to the Articles of Confederation.
I was being completely sarcastic, dude. I was poking fun of the libertarian arguments against the CRA.