Marco Rubio is Catholic because he was baptized as one and the Catholic Church is like the Hotel California: you can check out but you can never leave.
inb4 BRTD
True dat. My father converted from Catholicism... but it definitely affects you for life.
You are a good guy, DC, and I think you'll eventually see the light and accept the One and True Church. One of my best friends, whose parents are missionaries in Mozambique, is a right-minded person like yourself, and I said he too would one day come to our side. "No, no", he said... well, just last month, he was confirmed into the Church.
I say this in jest-- or do I?
Forget the White Horse Prophecy...
