I vote for the Scrooge at the end of a A Christmas Carol, where he uses his money for philantrophy, thus eliminating the need for the government to take tax dollars to pay welfare.
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Except Scrooge takes liberal states because they are protesting Christmas and Claus the conservative ones as an endorsement of Christmas. Democrats demand that Harry Hannuakah and Rasheed Ramadan also get a space on the ballot
Actually, if you remember Saturday Night Live, it was Hannuachka (Yeah, I butchered that...) Harry... Played by Jon Lovitz.
I'll take the patron saint of children over the original Scrooge. Oh, and what's wrong with having all three together?... Can't you see past the nose on your face to accept others?... I don't believe in any of the three, but I believe they should all share the space with each other.