hide behind the poll: masturbation.

[opebo]

I don't even know how one would manage this.  I require various lubricants and a minimum of a good hour or two for the practice.

[opebo]

I don't even know how one would manage this.  I require various lubricants and a minimum of a good hour or two for the practice.

That's disgusting.

Really?  Brevity is the soul of good taste in R2D2's Morality of Masturbation?

[opebo]

No.  My bladder needs to be close to exploding before I'll even use a public restroom.

Kinky.  I had a friend who was into that.  Only whacked after drinking a big bottle of water.  Very weird guy.. we also used to find odd female shoes around his basement (he lived in his parent's basement).  Turns out he was into the full-bladder thing and sniffing ladies shoes.

[opebo]

I don't even know how one would manage this.  I require various lubricants and a minimum of a good hour or two for the practice.

That's disgusting.

Really?  Brevity is the soul of good taste in R2D2's Morality of Masturbation?

Precisely.

Why exactly?  You think of the activity as wrong? Or disgusting?  Or shameful?  I suppose you just want to get it over with as quickly as possible?  Imagine if you simply wanted to enjoy it - why wouldn't you want it to last a couple hours? What else do you have to do?  Watch TV?