The only things about me that have anything to do with Russia are:
-lots of Russian American friends and acquaintances in high school
-a couple close Russian American friends right now, a few fresh-off-the-boat Russian acquaintances I'm on good terms with
-a few Russian American girls I've had flings with, one who is a huge Trump fan as well; one who hates Trump like your average Atlas user and still doesn't believe my political beliefs are sincere; one fresh-off-the-boat Russian girl I almost had a fling with until...well, long and gross story
-I know how to say 'hello,' 'goodbye,' 'yes,' 'no,' 'my friend,' in Russian
-I know how to say "Russia" and "Russian" in German
-I like to make dumb vodka jokes to the Russian people I know in real life
-I like to make dumb Russian hacking and Vladimir Putin jokes to the Russian people I know in real life
-I would like to visit Russia one day in the same fashion I would like to visit pretty much every other place on the planet, many of which I probably won't be able to in my lifetime
have you been to Brighton Beach, Brooklyn?
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