ILV Campaigning Thread

[Colin]

*in a grocery store*

Bob: Hmmm, I wonder how much these Hyper-Super-Sugary-Puffs cost.
Sue: $3.49... but, here, have a coupon, $.50 off!
Bob: Thank you.  Say, I noticed that dabeav button on your sweatshirt.
Sue: Yeah, I like what he stands for.
Bob: What does he stand for?
Sue: Ummm...
Bob: Frankly, I'm not sure either, it was just a question.
Sue: Well, he keeps talking about 'freedom'...
Bob: How vague.
Sue: Yeah, umm, hmm... well, what's so good about ilikeverin?  Huh?  Huh?
Bob: Well, for one, ilikeverin has 283 years of experience* while dabeav only has 9**.
Sue: Dabeav only has 9?  Wow.  Well, still, I like all his talk about freedom.
Bob: Freedom?  There will be plenty of freedom under ilikeverin, as always!
Sue: Well, dabeav always talks about how public education is bad...
Bob: Who says ilikeverin wouldn't let you choose your public school?  I've heard that he wouldn't even mind a bit specialized schools, as long as they teach all subjects.
Sue: Really?  How about dabeav's beliefs that you shouldn't have to pay taxes if you don't use the services you pay for?
Bob: Dabeav neglects to mention that the services help the common good.  He seems to forget that better educated employers and employees work better.  Healthier ones work more.  All of this leads to a more successful corporation, and more money in your pocketbook!  Remember, all the money spent comes back in some way or another***.
Sue: Oh, jeez, then why do I support dabeav?  *tosses button on the ground*  Hey, buy 2 get 1 free peaches!

*they separate*

* based on 238 pages of posts in his profile
** based on 9 pages of posts in his profile
*** hey, government employees are consumers too, eh?

And what do you stand for stand for Ilikeverin? Socialism? How vague. Also of course you have experience your the guy who is already elected.

[Colin]

*in a grocery store*

Bob: Hmmm, I wonder how much these Hyper-Super-Sugary-Puffs cost.
Sue: $3.49... but, here, have a coupon, $.50 off!
Bob: Thank you.  Say, I noticed that dabeav button on your sweatshirt.
Sue: Yeah, I like what he stands for.
Bob: What does he stand for?
Sue: Ummm...
Bob: Frankly, I'm not sure either, it was just a question.
Sue: Well, he keeps talking about 'freedom'...
Bob: How vague.
Sue: Yeah, umm, hmm... well, what's so good about ilikeverin?  Huh?  Huh?
Bob: Well, for one, ilikeverin has 283 years of experience* while dabeav only has 9**.
Sue: Dabeav only has 9?  Wow.  Well, still, I like all his talk about freedom.
Bob: Freedom?  There will be plenty of freedom under ilikeverin, as always!
Sue: Well, dabeav always talks about how public education is bad...
Bob: Who says ilikeverin wouldn't let you choose your public school?  I've heard that he wouldn't even mind a bit specialized schools, as long as they teach all subjects.
Sue: Really?  How about dabeav's beliefs that you shouldn't have to pay taxes if you don't use the services you pay for?
Bob: Dabeav neglects to mention that the services help the common good.  He seems to forget that better educated employers and employees work better.  Healthier ones work more.  All of this leads to a more successful corporation, and more money in your pocketbook!  Remember, all the money spent comes back in some way or another***.
Sue: Oh, jeez, then why do I support dabeav?  *tosses button on the ground*  Hey, buy 2 get 1 free peaches!

*they separate*

* based on 238 pages of posts in his profile
** based on 9 pages of posts in his profile
*** hey, government employees are consumers too, eh?

And what do you stand for stand for Ilikeverin? Socialism? How vague. Also of course you have experience your the guy who is already elected.

1) Would you like me to look through all my posts to find the one where I outlined all of my positions and change it to reflect the new me?

2) I'm talking in amount of posts in this entire forum.  By my system, you would have 47 years of experience

How 47?