Everyone knows that I have an amazing relationship with the Japanese people. I have so many wonderful Japanese friends who call me and say "clash, you're doing a great job." I love the spirit of the Japanese people but when Japan sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing degeneracy. They’re bringing anime. They’re lolicons. And some, I assume, are good people.
Well at least we know it's satire now.