tmcusa2, we have been trying to reach you for so long. You have been in a coma for seven years, eight months, and nine days, ever since your car was t-boned by a semi on the turnpike outside of Pittsburgh. This is our only hope left to contact you. Your family misses you. If you don't open your eyes, we will have to disconnect your life support. Please wake up
Fortunately when something like this actually happened I got lucky with only a bad bump on the head.
It was way back in 1984 (1983?). My car wasn't so lucky, but my insurance got me a new one.
However, it was in Michigan not PA.
I suppose you could laugh about it now, but I wasn't then.