A Resolution to condemn Alben "KYWildman" Barkley
Be it enacted by the Senate of the Republic of Atlasia assembled
Section I. Title
This legislation shall be cited as the Alben Barkley Resolution.
Section II. Content
WHEREAS the user known as "KYWildman", or "Alben Barkley", is acknowledged as having disturbed the peace and caused great offense to the people of Atlasia through his parasocial, Oedipal defenses of J.K. Rowling and general histrionics,
WHEREAS he has sought to manipulate the moderators of Atlas Forum to do his bidding and hide his malfeasance,
WHEREAS he has falsely accused Senator Western Democrat of involvement in a plot to murder Mrs. Rowling,
The Senate of Atlasia hereby recognizes these acts of wickedness as intolerable in polite society, and condemns KYWildman.
