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Kalwejt
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« on: November 14, 2010, 04:11:45 PM »
I'm sorry, Phil, but any congratulations to you are undeserved. I have to congratulate Corbett and Toomey for 65° in Philadelphia right now and they better accept it.
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« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2010, 07:53:08 PM »
Quote from: The Mikado on November 14, 2010, 07:34:11 PM
This is the last Congrats to Keystone Phil thread.

There will be no more.

Who the hell you think you are to restrict Congrats to Keystone Phil threads?!
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« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2010, 09:35:02 PM »
Quote from: Never forget a Republican freed the slaves on November 15, 2010, 09:32:25 PM
Quote from: Nietzsche is dead. on November 15, 2010, 12:52:08 AM
Quote from: Keystone Phil on November 15, 2010, 12:40:52 AM
Quote from: Nietzsche is dead. on November 15, 2010, 12:18:28 AM
Since this is the last thread we can make, I say we let it be an Update-like 150 page monster.

I agree but on one condition: that you never forget that a Republican freed the slaves.

Freed them into life of capitalist slavery. [/opebo]

Freed them into a life of Democratic Party demagoguery.

Of course. Republicans never abandoned and never started to ignore Black electorate in order to take over the Southern Whites.
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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2010, 09:47:50 PM »
Congrats Phil on me passing first Arabic grammar test this year.
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« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2010, 02:30:49 AM »
Dear Phil,

Please, use your powers to make me pass my test today.

Thanks,
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« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2010, 03:13:30 AM »
Quote from: The Mikado on November 17, 2010, 02:45:07 AM
Keystone Phil, for your hard work traveling back in time and knocking up Toomey's mother, take the day off.  You deserve it.

Mikado, I need his skills now Angry
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« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2010, 03:48:19 AM »
Quote from: Magic 8-Ball on November 17, 2010, 03:43:40 AM
Quote from: Alvin Greene has the royal jelly. on November 17, 2010, 03:13:30 AM
Quote from: The Mikado on November 17, 2010, 02:45:07 AM
Keystone Phil, for your hard work traveling back in time and knocking up Toomey's mother, take the day off.  You deserve it.

Mikado, I need his skills now Angry

You want Phil to knock up your mother?

No, just to pass my test. Is that too much to Keystone?

He can knock up Toomey's mother later.
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« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2010, 03:04:49 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Crankypants on November 17, 2010, 03:02:26 PM
Quote from: Keystone Phil on November 17, 2010, 03:00:59 PM
Quote from: Mr. Crankypants on November 17, 2010, 02:38:48 PM
Congratulations on getting the wicked witch of the west elected Senate Minority Leader.  Roll Eyes   Love your work.  Tongue

It was between him and my State Senator. Can't say I cared much either way.

Uh, I meant Pelosi.......she just got elected today......for next term.  Wink

Didn't know Pelosi is a Senator Tongue
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« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2010, 02:36:11 PM »
Quote from: Keystone Phil on November 18, 2010, 11:38:01 AM
I'm about to leave for DC for the day. I'm going to Santorum's event at American University tonight.

If ever there was a time to congratulate me (as if always doing it wasn't enough), it's now. Thanks.



Ok.

Congrats Phil for every good thing that is about to happen to me when you'll be absent.
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« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2010, 01:51:05 PM »
Quote from: Keystone Phil on November 19, 2010, 01:47:10 PM
Quote from: Grumps on November 19, 2010, 01:31:31 PM
On your photo op with Santorum.....well done, sir!!!!!!!

Eh, I've met him twice before so it's not a big deal.  Wink

Rick Santorum: a person truly blessed. He meet Keystone thrice.
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« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2010, 04:33:46 PM »
Quote from: bgwah on November 19, 2010, 04:25:20 PM
Has Phil really managed to maintain two >60 posts threads about himself on the front page? Geez...

You're not as awesome.

Deal with it.
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« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2010, 12:02:09 PM »
Congratulations Phil.

Not that I have any reason, but whatever.
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« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2010, 07:49:58 AM »
Quote from: Keystone Phil on November 24, 2010, 12:01:50 AM
Just checked the official numbers for some races here in Pennsylvania and it turns out Toomey won 52% to 48%, not 51% to 49%.

If only Winfield knew, I would have gotten double congratulations after November 2nd.

And double retraction.
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« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2010, 01:37:39 AM »
I passed another test... Congratulations Phil!
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« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2010, 05:58:25 PM »
Phil, Warsaw is paralyzed with snowing and I caught some cold.

Since there's only one person with such powers to cause this I just wanted to say...

Congrats Phil!
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« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2010, 02:58:18 PM »
Congrats, Phil, on Libertass banning Grin
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