Happy Birthday Phil!

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Habby belated Birthday Fil!

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Perhaps than being in the closet gets you sick. That can really happen.

Whoa, seriously? I've never thought about that before.

He's just giddy because he finally came out.

We all knew he was gay, right?

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Perhaps than being in the closet gets you sick. That can really happen.

Whoa, seriously? I've never thought about that before.

He's just giddy because he finally came out.

We all knew he was gay, right?

You knew, but I was talking about the ''outside'' world.

Phil, sorry for what I did to your birthday thread.

Well congrats, AKSaber - hope everythings going well with that.

It's just so hard to keep track of the sexuality of this forum, so I forget who all's what.  You've got people like Josh who you'd never think were gay coming out as gay.

Then you've got Jamespol, one of our most open homosexuals getting a girlfriend.

And that gets you thinking - if a gay guy can get a girlfriend before you, isn't that kinda sad?  I mean, you've only had 1 real girlfriend and lets face it, that relationship sucked at the end - hell, you spent 86 cents on her birthday card.

Then you get rejected on valentine's day by someone who probably will never get asked out again.

But your friends all say, "Don't worry Nate, you'll find someone" but you really know that the chances of that are about as good as Dennis Kucinich's are of getting into the White Hose.  And you realize, well, when all you do is get faat all day and never exercise, that doesn't help the situation either, but exercise takes time, and I don't have time.

So yeah - congratulations!

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I meant Max came out, sorry.

Max is gay?

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I meant Max came out, sorry.

Max is gay?

I thought everyone knew!

Maybe I did.  It's so hard to keep track of everybody though.  Too many coming outs and switching and stuff.  And my memory sucks as it is.

Well, a blanket congratulations to all of our gay forumites who have come out.

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I meant Max came out, sorry.

Max is gay?

I thought everyone knew!

Maybe I did.  It's so hard to keep track of everybody though.  Too many coming outs and switching and stuff.  And my memory sucks as it is.

Well, a blanket congratulations to all of our gay forumites who have come out.

You know I'm gay too, I hope

Are you bloody serious?  When did you announce it on the forum?  Perhaps some of this came out (no pun intended) before I came to the forum.

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I never really announced it, I just figured I acted flamboyantly enough I wouldn't need to.

Flamboyancy on the internet doesn't show.

Then again, like 1/2 the people who meet me think I'm gay, so flamboyance isn't exactlye a good measuring tool

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I never really announced it, I just figured I acted flamboyantly enough I wouldn't need to.

Flamboyancy on the internet doesn't show.

Then again, like 1/2 the people who meet me think I'm gay, so flamboyance isn't exactlye a good measuring tool

I'll try harder then

You sound like Jamespol hitting on me now.

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Perhaps than being in the closet gets you sick. That can really happen.

Whoa, seriously? I've never thought about that before.

He's just giddy because he finally came out.

We all knew he was gay, right?

You knew, but I was talking about the ''outside'' world.

Phil, sorry for what I did to your birthday thread.

Well congrats, AKSaber - hope everythings going well with that.

It's just so hard to keep track of the sexuality of this forum, so I forget who all's what.  You've got people like Josh who you'd never think were gay coming out as gay.

Then you've got Jamespol, one of our most open homosexuals getting a girlfriend.

And that gets you thinking - if a gay guy can get a girlfriend before you, isn't that kinda sad?  I mean, you've only had 1 real girlfriend and lets face it, that relationship sucked at the end - hell, you spent 86 cents on her birthday card.

Then you get rejected on valentine's day by someone who probably will never get asked out again.

But your friends all say, "Don't worry Nate, you'll find someone" but you really know that the chances of that are about as good as Dennis Kucinich's are of getting into the White Hose.  And you realize, well, when all you do is get faat all day and never exercise, that doesn't help the situation either, but exercise takes time, and I don't have time.

So yeah - congratulations!

Yeah, but Dennis Kucinich has a hot wife.

Unlike you.

I don't even have an ugly wife!  Or an ugly girlfriend!