How would the South Park characters vote in 2008?

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Your thoughts?

[Sensei]

Kenny would obviously vote Prohibition.

[Tetro Kornbluth]

Cartmen would obviously lead a write in Rumsfeld\Cheney campaign.

[Lief 🗽]

Cartman is an anti-Semite, so probably Ron Paul.

No idea on the others.

[7,052,770]

Cartman - Tancredo
Stan - Obama or Guiliani
Kyle - Obama
Kenny - Huckabee or Edwards

Butters - Romney?
Ms. Garrison - Tancredo (would have been Kucinich when she was a Mr.)
Big Gay Al - Kucinich or Hillary

since they're all from Tancredo's neck of the woods, he gets a bump

[Stranger in a strange land]

Mrs. Garrison: Huckabee; she doesn't believe in evolution ;-)

Stan: Giuliani

Kyle: Obama

Cartman: Tancredo

Kenny: Ron Paul

Jimbo: Thompson

The Broflovskis: Hillary

Mr. Mackey: McCain

[Eraserhead]

Its South Park. Shouldn't 90% of them be voting for Paul?

It really would be hilarious if they did a South Park episode about Paul and his cult-like supporters

[Person Man]

 Ehh....isn't Park County in Salazar's district and Park county is a pretty moderate county, actually, like any middle mountain county. But yeah, Paul....but when he doesn't win, they will be up for grabs. 

[DownWithTheLeft]

I would be willing to beat Trey Parker and Matt Stone have given money to Ron Paul, abortion seems to be their only difference:

"Abortion?, it goes well with a little red wine"
        -Trey Parker

[MasterJedi]

Cartman - Tancredo

Cartmen likes using the immigrants.

[StateBoiler]

Its South Park. Shouldn't 90% of them be voting for Paul?

It really would be hilarious if they did a South Park episode about Paul and his cult-like supporters

They haven't made an episode yet making fun of the 2008 election?

That sucks.

I watch it occasionally, "Imaginationland" was awesome.

[Eraserhead]

I would be willing to beat Trey Parker and Matt Stone have given money to Ron Paul, abortion seems to be their only difference:

"Abortion?, it goes well with a little red wine"
        -Trey Parker

Paul fails as a libertarian on abortion.

[7,052,770]

I would be willing to beat Trey Parker and Matt Stone have given money to Ron Paul, abortion seems to be their only difference:

"Abortion?, it goes well with a little red wine"
        -Trey Parker

Paul fails as a libertarian on abortion.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone fail as libertarians as well.  They are both hardcore conservatives.  I have never looked at South Park in the same way since the Big Gay Al as Boy Scout leader episode (and remember that I myself am an Eagle Scout!).

[Eraserhead]

I would be willing to beat Trey Parker and Matt Stone have given money to Ron Paul, abortion seems to be their only difference:

"Abortion?, it goes well with a little red wine"
        -Trey Parker

Paul fails as a libertarian on abortion.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone fail as libertarians as well.  They are both hardcore conservatives.  I have never looked at South Park in the same way since the Big Gay Al as Boy Scout leader episode (and remember that I myself am an Eagle Scout!).

"Hardcore Conservativs"? I don't think so Harry but I'm not sure if I saw the episode you're talking about.

[Wakie]

Stan - Wouldn't vote because he wouldn't see the point in it.

Kyle - Hillary.  Kyle is a liberal and would support the Dem frontrunner but he'd become quickly disgruntled.

Cartman - Tancredo.  With the comment "you had me at 'bomb Mecca'".

Kenny - Kucinich.  Kenny is poor and likes the hand outs.  Plus Kucinich has a hot wife who Kenny can make lots of lewd comments about.

Mr Garrison - Would want Larry Craig to run .... desperately.

Butters - Howard Dean.  "Whatta ya mean he's not running?  Ahh man ..."  Butters, like Dean, means well but somehow snatches disaster and defeat from the jaws of victory.

Jimbo - Fred Thompson.  Jimbo loves the big truck, the guns, and the hot wife.

Grandpa Marsh - Mike Gravel

[MasterJedi]

I would be willing to beat Trey Parker and Matt Stone have given money to Ron Paul, abortion seems to be their only difference:

"Abortion?, it goes well with a little red wine"
        -Trey Parker

Paul fails as a libertarian on abortion.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone fail as libertarians as well.  They are both hardcore conservatives.  I have never looked at South Park in the same way since the Big Gay Al as Boy Scout leader episode (and remember that I myself am an Eagle Scout!).

"Hardcore Conservativs"? I don't think so Harry but I'm not sure if I saw the episode you're talking about.

The Scouts wouldn't let Big Gay Al stay in because he was gay. Which changed by the end of the episode but Harry probably got too mad at a cartoon because of it and didn't watch the end.

[Friz]

Its South Park. Shouldn't 90% of them be voting for Paul?

It really would be hilarious if they did a South Park episode about Paul and his cult-like supporters

I'm sure it will be coming up in one of the new episodes in '08.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

I would be willing to beat Trey Parker and Matt Stone have given money to Ron Paul, abortion seems to be their only difference:

"Abortion?, it goes well with a little red wine"
        -Trey Parker

Paul fails as a libertarian on abortion.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone fail as libertarians as well.  They are both hardcore conservatives.  I have never looked at South Park in the same way since the Big Gay Al as Boy Scout leader episode (and remember that I myself am an Eagle Scout!).

"Hardcore Conservativs"? I don't think so Harry but I'm not sure if I saw the episode you're talking about.

The Scouts wouldn't let Big Gay Al stay in because he was gay. Which changed by the end of the episode but Harry probably got too mad at a cartoon because of it and didn't watch the end.

And Big Gay Al wouldn't join back at the end, because he didn't think it was right that they were being forced to accept him.

I thought it was a good episode.  The scouts discriminated against Big Gay Al because he was gay, and replaced him with an overly straight acting man who liked to take naked pictures of the boys.

[7,052,770]

I would be willing to beat Trey Parker and Matt Stone have given money to Ron Paul, abortion seems to be their only difference:

"Abortion?, it goes well with a little red wine"
        -Trey Parker

Paul fails as a libertarian on abortion.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone fail as libertarians as well.  They are both hardcore conservatives.  I have never looked at South Park in the same way since the Big Gay Al as Boy Scout leader episode (and remember that I myself am an Eagle Scout!).

"Hardcore Conservativs"? I don't think so Harry but I'm not sure if I saw the episode you're talking about.

The Scouts wouldn't let Big Gay Al stay in because he was gay. Which changed by the end of the episode but Harry probably got too mad at a cartoon because of it and didn't watch the end.

No, Big Gay Al was like "The Scouts should be able to discriminate"  The point of the episode was Matt and Trey approve of the Boy Scouts' gay bigotry.  If an actual libertarian made the show, they would have argued to the end that Al should have been let back in.

[memphis]

I would be willing to beat Trey Parker and Matt Stone have given money to Ron Paul, abortion seems to be their only difference:

"Abortion?, it goes well with a little red wine"
        -Trey Parker

Paul fails as a libertarian on abortion.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone fail as libertarians as well.  They are both hardcore conservatives.  I have never looked at South Park in the same way since the Big Gay Al as Boy Scout leader episode (and remember that I myself am an Eagle Scout!).

"Hardcore Conservativs"? I don't think so Harry but I'm not sure if I saw the episode you're talking about.

The Scouts wouldn't let Big Gay Al stay in because he was gay. Which changed by the end of the episode but Harry probably got too mad at a cartoon because of it and didn't watch the end.

No, Big Gay Al was like "The Scouts should be able to discriminate"  The point of the episode was Matt and Trey approve of the Boy Scouts' gay bigotry.  If an actual libertarian made the show, they would have argued to the end that Al should have been let back in.

I believe the ultimate libertarian position would be that the government shouldn't be telling organizations whom to let and whom not to let in. 

[MasterJedi]

I would be willing to beat Trey Parker and Matt Stone have given money to Ron Paul, abortion seems to be their only difference:

"Abortion?, it goes well with a little red wine"
        -Trey Parker

Paul fails as a libertarian on abortion.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone fail as libertarians as well.  They are both hardcore conservatives.  I have never looked at South Park in the same way since the Big Gay Al as Boy Scout leader episode (and remember that I myself am an Eagle Scout!).

"Hardcore Conservativs"? I don't think so Harry but I'm not sure if I saw the episode you're talking about.

The Scouts wouldn't let Big Gay Al stay in because he was gay. Which changed by the end of the episode but Harry probably got too mad at a cartoon because of it and didn't watch the end.

No, Big Gay Al was like "The Scouts should be able to discriminate"  The point of the episode was Matt and Trey approve of the Boy Scouts' gay bigotry.  If an actual libertarian made the show, they would have argued to the end that Al should have been let back in.

I believe the ultimate libertarian position would be that the government shouldn't be telling organizations whom to let and whom not to let in. 

Yep, that was pretty much the point. They weren't saying it was ok to discriminate, unlike what Harry thinks.

[7,052,770]

I would be willing to beat Trey Parker and Matt Stone have given money to Ron Paul, abortion seems to be their only difference:

"Abortion?, it goes well with a little red wine"
        -Trey Parker

Paul fails as a libertarian on abortion.

Trey Parker and Matt Stone fail as libertarians as well.  They are both hardcore conservatives.  I have never looked at South Park in the same way since the Big Gay Al as Boy Scout leader episode (and remember that I myself am an Eagle Scout!).

"Hardcore Conservativs"? I don't think so Harry but I'm not sure if I saw the episode you're talking about.

The Scouts wouldn't let Big Gay Al stay in because he was gay. Which changed by the end of the episode but Harry probably got too mad at a cartoon because of it and didn't watch the end.

No, Big Gay Al was like "The Scouts should be able to discriminate"  The point of the episode was Matt and Trey approve of the Boy Scouts' gay bigotry.  If an actual libertarian made the show, they would have argued to the end that Al should have been let back in.

I believe the ultimate libertarian position would be that the government shouldn't be telling organizations whom to let and whom not to let in. 

Yep, that was pretty much the point. They weren't saying it was ok to discriminate, unlike what Harry thinks.

Yes, they were.  They were saying it should be allowed for the Scouts to have a hateful discriminatory policy.