Update XXII: Cleaning Up the Meat at [redacted].

[Mr. Morden]

Who here even knows who their aunt's fathers in law are? (excluding your own grandfather of course)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZd_YyFzPD0

[memphis]

1. Granny Bushie seems to be a much kinder person than Mama Bushie.
2. The more I try to understand Bushie's family tree, the more I am convinced the branches are elliptical in shape.

[King]

It's very nice of the Browns to gather to hold a birthday party for an old man they aren't related to at all.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

It's very nice of the Browns to gather to hold a birthday party for an old man they aren't related to at all.

Yea, cause I'm sure this old fart wants to be dragged out of the peace and quiet of his house so he can be forced to spend hours at a noisy, sh*tty chain restaurant. 

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

As a family-oriented Italian-American who refers to a cousin's sister-in-law as an aunt, I can say with authority that this is ridiculous.

[Joe Biden 2020]

It's very nice of the Browns to gather to hold a birthday party for an old man they aren't related to at all.

Clarification: the Browns are not hosting the birthday party nor are we invited.  We are hosting a dinner tonight with all of our family together.  The family of the birthday man will hold a birthday party for him tomorrow.  The Browns have a free day tomorrow.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

It's very nice of the Browns to gather to hold a birthday party for an old man they aren't related to at all.

Clarification: the Browns are not hosting the birthday party nor are we invited.  We are My 95 year old Granny is hosting a dinner tonight with all of our family together.  The family of the birthday man will hold a birthday party for him tomorrow.  The Browns have a free day tomorrow.

ftfy

[Joe Biden 2020]

The best news I could have gotten just happened!!  My official start date has been moved up to Tuesday, March 17, 2015.  I will work for three days at the Tulsa Sprouts on Harvard from 1730-2230 Tuesday and Friday and then 1000-1500 on Sunday, March 22, 2015.  My orientation is still set for the Owasso store on Monday, March 23, 2015 at 0800.  Extended training is always good!

[King]

Now you really better get into game shape over the next 4 days.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Now you really better get into game shape over the next 4 days.

lol

[King]

RIP Bushie

[Hatman 🍁]

Bushie, who does the dishes after a family gathering at your grandma's house?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Bushie, who does the dishes after a family gathering at your grandma's house?

We all pitch in.

[WalterMitty]

Bushie, who does the dishes after a family gathering at your grandma's house?

We all pitch in.

translation:  90 year old granny does them.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Bushie, who does the dishes after a family gathering at your grandma's house?

We all pitch in.

translation:  90 year old granny does them.

No, when I said we all pitch in, I mean that everybody but her does them.  Mom and Dad do them, my aunt and uncle do them, I do them, but Grandma never does them when we have company.  Nor does she cook much herself when company is around.  My mom and aunt do most of the cooking.  My aunt is in charge of the dinner tonight completely - beef brisket.

[King]

I did a Fun Friday splurge and got a bacon cheeseburger with fries and a small shake for lunch today and I'm almost to the point of taking a sick day. I don't know how Bushie does it. My stomach was stuffed and I've felt lethargic all afternoon and I have a Grade 5 headache.

[memphis]

It's very nice of the Browns to gather to hold a birthday party for an old man they aren't related to at all.

Clarification: the Browns are not hosting the birthday party nor are we invited.  We are hosting a dinner tonight with all of our family together.  The family of the birthday man will hold a birthday party for him tomorrow.  The Browns have a free day tomorrow.

So you guys are stuffing your faces to celebrate his birthday but he won't even be there? Well, it's five o'clock somewhere.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I am super excited about the extra training I will get next week.  The lady I talked to this afternoon gave me her cell phone number and told me to call her over the weekend if I have questions.  That was a nice gesture.  It also gives me a good feeling about this company.  I've already had to ask her one question.

[WalterMitty]

i want to clear something up:  there is little chance bushie will be demoted to a bag boy.  if anything, being a bag boy is much more physically demanding than a meat clerk, especially if they are responsible for pushing in all the carts.

so, if bushie cant cut it as a meat clerk (pun intended), then rip job.

[WalterMitty]

I am super excited about the extra training I will get next week.  The lady I talked to this afternoon gave me her cell phone number and told me to call her over the weekend if I have questions.  That was a nice gesture.  It also gives me a good feeling about this company.  I've already had to ask her one question.

what was the one question

[WalterMitty]

didnt bushie once work on a road construction crew?

That was exactly 10 years ago as of early March.

how long did you last?

[Panda Express]

didnt bushie once work on a road construction crew?

That was exactly 10 years ago as of early March.

how long did you last?

He already answered - 2 days. But that was when he was in his physical prime. He's wiser now.

[WalterMitty]

didnt bushie once work on a road construction crew?

That was exactly 10 years ago as of early March.

how long did you last?

He already answered - 2 days. But that was when he was in his physical prime. He's wiser now.

wow.  he had to be 60 pounds lighter then too.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I am super excited about the extra training I will get next week.  The lady I talked to this afternoon gave me her cell phone number and told me to call her over the weekend if I have questions.  That was a nice gesture.  It also gives me a good feeling about this company.  I've already had to ask her one question.

what was the one question

Making sure this was a full-time gig.  It is as much as a retail position demands.  They can't promise 40 hours, but as business demands I'll get as close as I can.  Sprouts usage very busy and very popular store and they have double-ad days on Wednesdays which means consumer savings which means business which means job security and more hours.

[J-Mann]

I am super excited about the extra training I will get next week.  The lady I talked to this afternoon gave me her cell phone number and told me to call her over the weekend if I have questions.  That was a nice gesture.  It also gives me a good feeling about this company.  I've already had to ask her one question.

what was the one question

"Will there be standing involved?"