Ninth Post a Picture of Yourself thread (aka creepfest '09)

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awwww... how cute

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OMG LOOK @ MY FAUX FAUX HAWK!!!





SEXXXY RITE?


This was my faux hawk after a long day. And, no, I don't have a black eye.    Damn cell camera and angling.

OMG HEART YOUR SO HAWT

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Oh, God. Tweed has entered the "Latino Gangsta" phase. When will it end?

In the Dirty Old Man phase, 60 years from now.

I wonder whether they'll still make beige mac's then.

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He talks about the raincoat, SnowGuy.

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Well about 4 months, 200 miles, 2000 reps, and a 1000 contortion acts later that my trainers enjoy watching me do while I sweat like an out of shape old sow in heat, I moved from right to left sans about 45 pounds. I figure that with another six months, 400 miles, 5000 reps and 2000 contortion acts, I will be able to take my shirt off just like the man from Saginaw does.

Yes, congratulations... I'm sure the benefits will go beyond being a bona fide chick magnet.

Oh, and it's cool that somebody else walks around outside barefoot! 

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I had to take a picture with my fake "progs" on so here we are (the picture is a little fuzzy, for some reason)...

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wow... Italian Stallion in those white pants...

Yes... the pictures and hindsight make it all seem to perfect... but if you're fair skinned, 100 degrees is never pleasant... add to that the relatively southern latitude and the stronger sun and it'll make you miserable.

I spent the day at the beach in Hong Kong in May of 2005 (so the sun was pretty much directly overhead) and I didn't get enough sun block on my back... it was burnt to a crisp and I had a 14 hour flight the next day.  Worst.  Day.  Ever.

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Yeah, I'm not a big fan of really hot weather.  And while I am fair skinned, I tan just fine... just not near the tropic of Cancer close to the summer solstice.

But yeah... my bad on the khaki shorts.  I was really starting to wonder about you.  But since you mentioned the color being a bit off prior to my comment, I'll let it slide.  Now all you need is the fanny pack and an ice cream cone and you'll have the tourist stereotype down to a fine art!

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ehh... I'm just giving you sh**t.  I have a lot of khakis... I worked at Target for 6 years.

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Not surprising at all.  To me, he fits the East Coast New Jersey stereotype.

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  To me, he fits the East Coast New Jersey stereotype.

Kind of dago looking? Yeah.

I actually had to look that up. 

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Congratulations, States.

Despite your horrid political views, I'm sure you make a fine father.

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DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA DRAMA OMG

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"She's"

I was going to say...

Torie knows Allison Janney?

Thou shalt not speak ill of C.J. Cregg or Juno's stepmom.

Amen.  Both were amazing.

Or Loretta for that matter

"I'll tell ya who should win.. and that's Amber Atkins.  She's the prettiest... the best damn tapper.. the mooost smartest."

"Oh, real educated Loretta, the most smartest."

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Yeah, I wish I had a rich uncle like Torie.. unfortunately both of my uncles are pretty dysfunctional... one being incredibly intelligent and having gone crazy from it while the other is just a deadbeat.

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Me and my girlfriend:

Is that softcore bisexual porn?

No, that's actually how people dress in Austria.

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wow... so I just randomly searched "Austrian"

I used to see this lady everyday on my way from class to the grocery store to get some lunch



Poor unsuspecting Japanese and American tourists... she's a little off in the head.

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This is MUCH more representative of Austrian people... notice the cigarette.

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No it's definitely the Getreidegasse... and it is a woman.. I've heard her talk before.

She just goes out and sells those little bird things to tourists every day.

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Bump! We need more pictures.



 

I'm the guy with the Obama big ears on both pictures

It could be worse.  You could have an unusually small head and be obese and have an attitude problem.

Remember, it could always be worse.

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Mechman and Naso should get into a "who has the most bouffant coif" contest.

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Is there a reason you're all dressed like faux cowboys and scullery maids?

And to Duke:

If you dressed like that here, people would go "so which'aah golf course da ya work at then?"

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There are a lot of younger people here with long hair.  It's because they're all granolas.  (tree hugging granola eaters that smoke American Spirit organic tobacco)

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Ok boys, this is what an OLD looks like.....lol

Hey, that's not so bad.  When you can touch your toes with your left nipple, then you can start to worry.

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Swedish Cheese - you're cute

This thread creeps me out occasionally. 

It's not called the creepfest for nothing. And I'm not creeped out, I'm very flattered.

Me @ winter home a christmas or two ago:

That's an awsome picture.

But it's not fair that you're so tall. I'm just around 184 cm, which makes you more than a decimeter taller than me. No fair, and you're three years younger. *grumbles*   

Uhh, I don't know what all that means, but I'm going to guess it means that you are a lot shorter than me.
It's fine, I know someone who had a growth spurt their Senior year. Maybe you won't be so short!

184 CM equals like 6 feet.

Yes so it is. So I am not that short (compared to most people)

I would imagine most Swedes are pretty tall.  6'6" is just kinda insanely tall.

People are pretty tall around here owing to German and Scandinavian heritage... though I think more of it has to do with nutrition than genetics.  It's always interesting to see how much taller immigrants' children are than them.  (the ones from Asia anyway)