If they nominate Scranton, Santorum will just receive the few extra hours that Swann/Castor would've gotten. No way am I going to campaign at all for Scranton.
Spoken like a man who doesn't know the power of YOGIC FLYING! You see, you get so happy, you levitate! AWW YEAH DADDY-O!!! SCRANTARISHI 2006!
But, of course, Scranton has no links to the Maharishi any more, other than his daughter going to his university in Iowa, and other than Scranton's endorsement of Hagelin.
I wanna see the "Guru" ad, it sounds like such a kick in the groin.
