When will Jeb! unleash Chang?

[The Mikado]

So apparently that sword Jeb! gave Rubio belonged Jeb!'s imaginary friend Chang, a mythical Chinese warrior who fights for conservative values. Can Jeb! not unleash Chang without the sword? Does Rubio now command the power of Chang?

[eric82oslo]

I grew up thinking that it was both Chin and Chang that had to be adressed in order to balance the budget. Now it's suddenly just Chang. What has the world come to?

[tpfkaw]

Better question: Why does ¡Jeb! keep Chang on a leash? Does he want to prevent him from fathering any anchor babies?

[🦀🎂🦀🎂]

Has Trump been informed of the Chinese menace infiltrating Jeb's campaign?

[Free Bird]

Never knew Jeb! was a Soul Reaper

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

Without his sword, Jeb is powerless to summon Chang to his aid. Look out for a mysterious late-night burglary of Rubio's campaign offices, after which Rubio and Bush's relative fortunes will Change.

[The Mikado]

By the way, "Mystical Chinese warrior for conservative values" Chang is Jeb misremembering what his dad said. It's...actually mid-20th century Chinese dictator Jiang Jieshi, or as he was called at the time, Chiang Kai-Shek.

Jeb apparently had no idea who his father was talking about and made up "Chang the conservative warrior."

[Absentee Voting Ghost of Ruin]

By the way, "Mystical Chinese warrior for conservative values" Chang is Jeb misremembering what his dad said. It's...actually mid-20th century Chinese dictator Jiang Jieshi, or as he was called at the time, Chiang Kai-Shek.

Jeb apparently had no idea who his father was talking about and made up "Chang the conservative warrior."

He can't really be that ignorant, can he?

[#TheShadowyAbyss]

At first I thought this was a typo for change, then I saw this and busted out laughing.

[mencken]

Prediction: At the next debate, Bush will once again try to attack Rubio. Rubio will then pull out the golden sword and announce that he is unleashing Chang. Subsequently, Chang (played by Ken Jeong) will appear onstage in a cloud of smoke, who will then proceed to bash Bush on Rubio's behalf.