Alabama Megathread 2: Thou Shall Not Touch Teenage Girls

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

I keep thinking about this race, and everytime I think about which candidate is more likely to have engaged in intercourse outside of a proper God-witnessed marriage, all evidence points to Doug Jones. That's going to carry Chaste Roy over the top in all likelihood.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

I know this means nothing but apparently Moore was dating his wife while she was still married to her previous husband. Add another log to the evangelical voters are hypocrites fire http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/court-records-suggest-roy-moore-dated-wife-while-she-was-still-married/article/2642679

I did not know his wife was previously married. I think I'm going to have to withdraw my endorsement. This is completely unprincipled and anti-Christian degeneracy.

[Sprouts Farmers Market ✘]

This is all obviously fake, and it is so clear Moore never laid a hand on anyone let alone had premarital relations. He is more saintly than even Pence