Department of Internal Affairs - Secretary Cranberry

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Didn't Griffin invade the IDS?  How did that go?

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

friendly note that you don't have the GM-lite powers of the SOIA (that is still a thing right?) until you're actually confirmed by the Senate

Atlasian Turmoil - 10 a.m. Update

Again, this will become official the moment I may swear in as SoIA. For now, it's the nearest to official reports we can get, so play along.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Wait, when did I say I was invading the South? Is this 2012?

You invaded to try to get Enderman

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Wait, when did I say I was invading the South? Is this 2012?

You invaded to try to get Enderman

I guess invade is the wrong word, but anyway you treasoned against President Tyrion and were therefore jailed.

Clearly my actions as acting Attorney General single-handedly saved the IDS

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

There's literally no reason to believe the MW government has "collapsed" except for whatever fanfiction people are pulling out of their asses. The Governor is still in office. The government is entirely working as intended.

In fact, there's been literally no reason for anything that's happened in the last two days to have happened at all. The President resigned and the next in line took his place. That's it. This is all basically a step below LARPing.

Yes, there is and that reason is this more fun than the game has been in...eer...ever.


Anyway, I have a question for Secretary Cranberry: Are rpryor, wormyguy, and IBDD dead?  Given that Snowstalker has claimed to have executed them and we've only (allegedly ) heard from rpryor and IBDD since, it seems save to assume that wormyguy has been guillotined, no?