Vocabularies of forum-goers

[Verily]

Has anyone noticed 'phrases' as they read down their list? It's all coincidental and a little fun

I have

'Believe right vote'
'gay good'
'new scotland much same'
'first conservative two snp' - which is scary!
'left mean lab'
'Bush policy however little work'
'public school example' - very apt
'different abortion position'
'strong keep libertarian'
'republican votes personal problem'
'tory legislation working'
'disagree muslims schools ' :/

And on people

'seem private al' - indeed he does
'(american) dave possible tory'

I pointed out "system favor incumbent" from mine.

Others include:

"Democrats election win right now"
"Say Obama yes"
"run against government"
"President campaign voted Bloomberg"
"Brownback Canada certain disagree"
"Tory wealthy death"

[Speed of Sound]

Hey...hey peeps out there that love me.....1425 is the ID of a friend of yours that happens to not have a working program...

[Eraserhead]

What order were the names of politicians in for everybody?

For me (according to this)...


1. Obama (830)
2. Clinton (543)
3. Edwards (468)
4. Romney (342)
5. Giuliani (308)
6. Hillary (271)
7. Lieberman (237)
8. McCain (234)
9. Thompson (224)
10. Bush (201)
11. Santorum (175)
12. Richardson (168)
13. Paul (161)
13. Lamont (150)

I have only seen it down to 150 words. I'm amazed Bush is that low.

[Gabu]

I've now updated the applet to include three extra progress trackers; it should now track progress every step of the way instead of having the end processing done in the background.

You'll probably need to refresh the page to see the new applet.

[Gabu]

Run me through it please.

Words in the double-digits:

Total words used: 5404

more - 179
people - 126
right - 119
government - 110
much - 106
yes - 106
one - 90
even - 84
party - 82
think - 81
war - 77
social - 74
left - 73
health - 70
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care - 64
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though - 63
actually - 60
iraq - 60
libertarian - 60
pretty - 59
democrats - 58
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spending - 54
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need - 51
rights - 51
gop - 50
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abortion - 48
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bush - 48
republican - 46
say - 46
states - 46
vote - 46
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legal - 43
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conservative - 41
hillary - 41
less - 41
life - 41
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president - 40
said - 40
taxes - 40
clinton - 39
control - 39
paul - 39
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reform - 38
way - 38
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neo - 37
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security - 36
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gay - 35
military - 35
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education - 34
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course - 33
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reason - 31
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money - 28
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imo - 13
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nixon - 13
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terrorism - 11
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americans - 10
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change - 10
child - 10
choice - 10
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fair - 10
fetus - 10
fiscal - 10
gays - 10
gore - 10
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stance - 10
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style - 10
tancredo - 10
third - 10
totally - 10
unfortunately - 10
unions - 10
wage - 10

[Hatman 🍁]

one - 1195
think - 1024
people - 931
more - 916
vote - 893
ndp - 857 don't mind if I do!
party - 803
canada - 795
new - 776
know - 752
right - 743
liberal - 717
now - 657
election - 579
good - 553
first - 549
say - 524
conservative - 497
much - 495
yes - 453
really - 442
left - 433
last - 427
liberals - 422
earl - 418
two - 414
though - 410
even - 405
support - 391
immunity - 387
ottawa - 378
said - 372
sure - 370
same - 369
governor - 365
northeast - 350
president - 347
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course - 324
al - 321
win - 309
never - 308
quebec - 306
game - 305
san - 305
marriage - 304
shall - 302
john - 298
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city - 277
please - 274
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washburn - 272
way - 270
year - 270
actually - 268
republic - 265
pick - 264
old - 263
person - 261
need - 260
better - 253

[Hatman 🍁]

here's gporters

kennedy - 334
reagan - 325
president - 290
bush - 286
election - 248
think - 244
running - 241
mate - 204
one - 194
republican - 192
nixon - 186
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ford - 139
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thank - 132
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map - 111
more - 109
believe - 108
discuss - 97
state - 96
maps - 94
questions - 94
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way - 89
carter - 88
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john - 87
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gore - 67
support - 67
yes - 66
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eisenhower - 63
primaries - 63
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though - 63
goldwater - 62
republicans - 62
down - 61
forum - 60
primary - 60
during - 59
term - 59
second - 58
selects - 58
even - 57
polls - 57
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great - 54
posts - 54
roosevelt - 54
house - 53
both - 52
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made - 52
right - 52
same - 52
agree - 51
close - 51
last - 51
nominated - 51
popular - 51
votes - 51
change - 50

[Gabu]

Run me through it please.

Total words used: 6138

think - 190
good - 165
one - 154
people - 139
more - 137
know - 128
say - 110
yes - 105
really - 100
vote - 99
right - 76
gporter - 74
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much - 63
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yeah - 60
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sensei - 52
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support - 51
kerry - 50
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question - 39
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dwtl - 11
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harry - 11
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mondale - 11
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utah - 10
york - 10

[Sensei]

thanks, Gabu.

It seems I've said "Naso" more than "Bush" and "Gporter" more than both.

[Gabu]

It's come to my attention that some people (including me) apparently can't post and run the applet at the same time, likely due to the web server having a problem with the constant accessing of the website.  As such, I've added a pause button to the applet, which enables people to post without having to restart the entire process after doing so.

[Robespierre's Jaw]

Does anybody know how many times gporter has said dreams? I must admit I'm surprised that he has mentioned Kennedy more than Reagan.

[Gabu]

Does anybody know how many times gporter has said dreams? I must admit I'm surprised that he has mentioned Kennedy more than Reagan.

That surprised me too, but I've tested the program pretty rigorously to ensure that it's getting the correct counts of each word, and as far as I can tell, it's working properly.  Don't want to get into a HAL 9000 state of belief that it's impossible that it could be malfunctioning, though.

[Robespierre's Jaw]

Hey Gabu can you see how many words I have used on the Atlas Forum. I would be keen to find out. And find out what my most used word on the forum is. Thanks.

[Gabu]

Hey...hey peeps out there that love me.....1425 is the ID of a friend of yours that happens to not have a working program...

Here you go; here are all the words in at least the three digits:

Total words used: 14840

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think - 865
more - 838
people - 789
good - 771
right - 662
vote - 625
now - 611
know - 600
party - 544
yes - 533
really - 514
say - 507
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thats - 404
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great - 355
senate - 347
need - 323
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left - 310
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years - 189
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john - 164
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kerry - 157
santorum - 157
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clinton - 151
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fact - 147
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problem - 145
votes - 145
case - 144
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part - 142
score - 142
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age - 137
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shall - 133
amendment - 132
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times - 127
country - 126
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kind - 124
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joe - 113
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big - 106
dems - 106
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dem - 103
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world - 103
freedom - 102
elections - 101
interesting - 101
whole - 100

[Gabu]

Sheesh, I made this thing so you guys could do it yourself; it looks like it didn't work out as I planned.

[Robespierre's Jaw]

Sheesh, I made this thing so you guys could do it yourself; it looks like it didn't work out as I planned.

Who do you do it exactly Gabu?

[Gabu]

Sheesh, I made this thing so you guys could do it yourself; it looks like it didn't work out as I planned.

Who do you do it exactly Gabu?

If you meant to say "how", I specified how you do it in this post a few pages back.

[Governor PiT]

Someone should do Robert Stark.

I refuse on the grounds that he asked for it.

Oh come on... don't you want to know how many times he has said "Dobbs" or "Rothschild" (or as he sometimes spells it "rothild")?

Please?

Dammit!

[Hash]

I love my phrases:

"party election vote": Basically my phrase, I never like 'Independent' candidates and I love elections/vote.
"now liberal"
"one elections president:
"conservative first"
"more democratic people"
"people support good seats edwards"
"candidates republican senate campaign"


Kept my most important/striking words: Funny how PS beats UMP in terms of mention:

bush - 125
ndp - 110
france - 109
clinton - 107
left - 107
french - 106
mideast - 96
dem - 92
majority - 86
PS - 86
rep - 83
social - 82
UMP - 78
iraq - 72
republicans - 72
war - 72
obama - 70
kucinich - 69
map - 69
PCF - 65
greens - 64
american - 63
republic - 63
sarkozy - 61
independent - 60
socialist - 60
presidential - 58
primary - 58
atlasia - 56
maps - 54
msnbc - 54
progressive - 54
ev - 53
legislative - 53
lieberman - 52
NRM - 51
rockefeller - 51
ACC - 50
dwtl - 50

[Speed of Sound]

Sheesh, I made this thing so you guys could do it yourself; it looks like it didn't work out as I planned.

Who do you do it exactly Gabu?

If you meant to say "how", I specified how you do it in this post a few pages back.

Problem is, when I type in my ID, its compiles pages, and then sits there with a blank screen. Some of these people are getting it done somehow, so I figured I'd ask them.

[Gabu]

Sheesh, I made this thing so you guys could do it yourself; it looks like it didn't work out as I planned.

Who do you do it exactly Gabu?

If you meant to say "how", I specified how you do it in this post a few pages back.

Problem is, when I type in my ID, its compiles pages, and then sits there with a blank screen. Some of these people are getting it done somehow, so I figured I'd ask them.

What do you mean "a blank screen"?  Have you tried refreshing it?  Previously it just processed the results in the background, but now it gives the progress at each stage.  It could be that you just didn't wait long enough.

[Speed of Sound]

Sheesh, I made this thing so you guys could do it yourself; it looks like it didn't work out as I planned.

Who do you do it exactly Gabu?

If you meant to say "how", I specified how you do it in this post a few pages back.

Problem is, when I type in my ID, its compiles pages, and then sits there with a blank screen. Some of these people are getting it done somehow, so I figured I'd ask them.

What do you mean "a blank screen"?  Have you tried refreshing it?  Previously it just processed the results in the background, but now it gives the progress at each stage.  It could be that you just didn't wait long enough.

Well, what I meant is blank in teh results box. It starts at 0/552 pages, then goes up, hits 552/552, then just sits there.

Might be that Im using Flock, instead of IE. Ill try IE now.

[opebo]

For opebo, all the words you've said more than 400 times:

Thanks BK!  Wow, 32,103 total words..  What's the record and who holds it?

[© tweed]

java f.ucks up my computer so if someone could run me through the machine it would be much appreciated.

[Јas]

For opebo, all the words you've said more than 400 times:

Thanks BK!  Wow, 32,103 total words..  What's the record and who holds it?

That's an average of 1.48 words per post...so I'd suggest that despite your high post count this is unlikely to be the 'record'.

Having the most posts on the board, Gabu would be the prohibitive favourite. He would need an average of greater than 1.23 words per post to top your total.