What is your actual first name?

[Barnes]

Jeffrey.

And don't switch the "r" and the "e", I hate it when people misspell my name like that.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

You will go through hell to find the answer to this question from me.

[Holmes]

Gaël.

You can't pronounce it.

Rhymes with Noël? Or maybe it's "Ga-yuel"? Which rhymes with Maël.

[Хahar 🤔]

Why can't I have a fun ethnic name that no one can pronounce?

You don't have one?

Joke poster.

[Magic 8-Ball]

Mark.

Why can't I have a fun ethnic name that no one can pronounce?

Here you go, my friend......no one can say Mark in Chinese (except v0001)

标识

Me likey.  I should translate my name backwards and forwards in Google Translate a few times and then make it my screen name.

[Хahar 🤔]

My last name in Chinese is 喬杜里 or 乔杜里, which is pronounced Qiáodùlǐ.

[MaxQue]

Gaël.

You can't pronounce it.

Rhymes with Noël? Or maybe it's "Ga-yuel"? Which rhymes with Maël.

I would say "Ga-ell", but I'm not him, so I don't know.

[Bunwahaha [still dunno why, but well, so be it]]

Gah-hell

Rochambeau quite got it.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

And this is my name written in Arabic:

كرزيستوف

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

And this is my name written in Arabic:

كرزيستوف

That says Kaljew?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

And this is my name written in Arabic:

كرزيستوف

That says Kaljew?

No, George, it's says Krzysztof

And George in Arabic is: جورج

[Bo]

Niklas

No offense, but are you serious? If you are, it must be an alternate spelling of Nicholas.

[Хahar 🤔]

And this is my name written in Arabic:

كرزيستوف

Interesting. I would spell your name thus:

كــشــشـضف

Using my method of Arabic transliteration, the former is Krzístúf, and the latter is Kshishtyaf.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

And this is my name written in Arabic:

كرزيستوف

Interesting. I would spell your name thus:

كــشــشـضف

Using my method of Arabic transliteration, the former is Krzístúf, and the latter is Kshishtyaf.

Well, my version was approved by my Arabic professor, who's Syrian

[Хahar 🤔]

And this is my name written in Arabic:

كرزيستوف

Interesting. I would spell your name thus:

كــشــشـضف

Using my method of Arabic transliteration, the former is Krzístúf, and the latter is Kshishtyaf.

Well, my version was approved by my Arabic professor, who's Syrian

Interesting. I don't know how you would pronounce that.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

And this is my name written in Arabic:

كرزيستوف

Interesting. I would spell your name thus:

كــشــشـضف

Using my method of Arabic transliteration, the former is Krzístúf, and the latter is Kshishtyaf.

Well, my version was approved by my Arabic professor, who's Syrian

Interesting. I don't know how you would pronounce that.

KrzysztUf

[Хahar 🤔]

And this is my name written in Arabic:

كرزيستوف

Interesting. I would spell your name thus:

كــشــشـضف

Using my method of Arabic transliteration, the former is Krzístúf, and the latter is Kshishtyaf.

Well, my version was approved by my Arabic professor, who's Syrian

Interesting. I don't know how you would pronounce that.

KrzysztUf

Well, yes, but how does one pronounce "Krz"?

Yes, I know how it's pronounced in Polish.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

And this is my name written in Arabic:

كرزيستوف

Interesting. I would spell your name thus:

كــشــشـضف

Using my method of Arabic transliteration, the former is Krzístúf, and the latter is Kshishtyaf.

Well, my version was approved by my Arabic professor, who's Syrian

Interesting. I don't know how you would pronounce that.

KrzysztUf

Well, yes, but how does one pronounce "Krz"?

Yes, I know how it's pronounced in Polish.

I don't know how to put it in English

[Gren]

Mine's Joseba.

[Swedish Rainbow Capitalist Cheese]

Niklas

No offense, but are you serious? If you are, it must be an alternate spelling of Nicholas.

Niklas is a Scandinavian name. There are quite a few people here in Sweden with that name. I actually kissed one Niklas on a party not too long ago. He's very sweet, really handsome.

It's a very nice name, and not that strange considering Nik is half-Swedish. 

[Hash]

Gaël.

You can't pronounce it.

Rhymes with Noël? Or maybe it's "Ga-yuel"? Which rhymes with Maël.

I would say "Ga-ell", but I'm not him, so I don't know.

I guess Ga-ell is the best way to say it. So, yes, which kind of rhymes with Noël.

Gaël is the Francized version of a Breton name which has no accents.

[Хahar 🤔]

And this is my name written in Arabic:

كرزيستوف

Interesting. I would spell your name thus:

كــشــشـضف

Using my method of Arabic transliteration, the former is Krzístúf, and the latter is Kshishtyaf.

Well, my version was approved by my Arabic professor, who's Syrian

Interesting. I don't know how you would pronounce that.

KrzysztUf

Well, yes, but how does one pronounce "Krz"?

Yes, I know how it's pronounced in Polish.

I don't know how to put it in English

What I'm saying is that there's no way to put "K", "R", and "Z" together and make anything that can be pronounced. "Krz" can be pronounced in Polish, but that is because "rz" is a digraph, which has no Arabic equivalent.

[Psychic Octopus]

Niklas

No offense, but are you serious? If you are, it must be an alternate spelling of Nicholas.

It's the Scandinavian spelling of it. I hate that my parents didn't give me the Italian spelling, considering that I have an Italian last name.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

One last bump for any newbies........

[SvenssonRS]

Daniel.