What was the worst thing you ever did in school?

[Sensei]

I cut through the school during the mile run in gym and got suspended. I was also accused of "bullying" once for some reason in middle school, having done nothing. That being said, I wasn't much of a troublemaker.

Discuss the worst thing you ever did.

[Sensei]

I told a n____r joke.

To be honest, a lot of people used to tell those kinds of jokes at my high school, since there were very few black people to care that they were being said.

[Sensei]

Nothing really.  I remember getting pulled into the principals office in 2nd grade and was paddled, but I can't remember why.

Calling the matron a "ƒaucy wench of a diƒreputable qualitie", or snapping your slate tablet, perhaps?

hahaha

The Principal had a great paddle.  It was about a half-inch thick slab of oak with various holes drilled in it.  It was displayed proudly on his wall, and everyone that walked through that one section of the school (he had glass walls two sides of his office since it was on the corner) would see the paddle and be reminded that it does get used.  Once in a while, there would be a public display, with the Principal or one of his assistants walking into the office with the child to be punished, remove the paddle off the wall, and then walked into a secondary room which was adjacent to the principals office.  After a few seconds, the student would come out of the room, through the Principals office either wiping the tears away from his eyes or holding his butt.  The message was quite clear.  hahaha

Talking out of turn? That's a paddlin'. Lookin' out the window? That's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandals? That's a padddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

Gotta love corporal punishment. Glad we outlawed it here

Hey, I didn't get in trouble often.    Learned my lesson real quick.  hahaha

The principal actually cut holes to reduce wind resistance? Badass.

[Sensei]

Urinated on the vice principles desk.

Is anyone honestly surprised?

hehe. well done, HW.

[Sensei]

Is "VIP Quality" a new Strahism?

Yes.

yes. it shall be put in the pile with "humble man".

[Sensei]

Yes, the new Strahism is, in fact, VIP Quality.