How many detentions and suspensions did you get in high school?

[TheDeadFlagBlues]

I was suspended for swearing during my Freshman year of high school, which was at a prissy quasi-Christian charter school. Some kid pushed me against a table and my spine connected on an edge, which led me to yell the f-word. Of course, me being me, a teacher heard me swear but did not see me pushed against the table. It was total garbage! I pleaded my case to the principal, effectively saying that "s-word happens" and that it wasn't really a big deal; that most people swear. My bad, I got suspended anyways. The moderators of this forum would be proud of this prudery.

I was suspended once every year from 6th to 9th grade:
6th grade - I decked some kid in the face for no apparent reason.
7th grade - I cheated on a Latin test that I didn't study for.
8th grade - I called some teacher a prick behind his back and didn't know what that meant; I thought it was something akin to dingus at the time. My art teacher overheard me. Oops!
9th grade - I swore

Um, as you can tell, I significantly mellowed over the years, going from being a grade-a delinquent to being flippant and uncouth. After this, I didn't have any significant disciplinary problems in school.