I am pleased to annouce that a secret agent of our has managed to disable a computer system vital to the plans of our adversary. While this is likely to merely delay the adversary, we appreciae the effort of our agent in helping to defend us muggles.
(Our intrepid GM has informed the administration that he has computer problems which may have been caused by something his kid did while playing a Harry Potter game.)
ROFL!!!!
Adversary!? Adversary?!
I work--
--and I slave--
and what thanks do I get??
Shoot, for the hints I'm givin' away, I should get paid!
Yeah, he's the conspiratorial type. I wouldn't be surprised if
The Federalist League got to him...the little snot.