But NO this literally doesn't matter we have to FLATTEN the CURVE, literally no one can work or we will all die. You don't want people to eat you want to KILL them OMG OMG don't you know there's like, literally a 99.9% chance they will DIE from Trumpvirus we have to close everything down and arrest people who break quarantine. No industry is more essential than making sure that literally nobody DIES, don't you know that RETHUGLICANS? All these food processing plants need to be locked down ASAP.
Never in my dreams could I come up with a post that would embarrass me as much as this one.
