New Register Thread

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Kalwejt
Labor
Wyoming

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I'm confident most would readily agree that Lumine always displayed a high degree of professionalism and objectivity while moderating what can be pretty challenging board. It's truly a shame to see such a respected player leaving, but by making this sacrifice Lumine showed how bigger a man he is than his detractors.

I've only came back to vote (precisely to stay clear of such petty drama), but in the light of what happened:

Kalwejt
Deregistered

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The act of "registering" may sound appealing to otherwise unspoiled but still in want of bildout mind, but in actuality by committing the deed one opens themself to a vile bane of becoming involved in the "political process" that is rotten to the core and can only present a mere mirage of opportunities in this world. The venom enters one's conscious much like a suppository, mischievously soaked in hemlock, is inserted into unsuspecting being's backdoors by scheming scroundel. The process as odious as enjoying a lustful congress with half-boar and half-scorpion and half-reptile. It may create an illusion of joyous fulfillment, but prevents the purity of our bodily fluids. And one depends on posessing pure bodily fluid for their materialistic beings to walk, and without walking one simply cannot safely cross the bridge over a treacherous abyss to reach the other side, where one can consume from an ever-burning but never falling into ashes tree of historical memory. A man who cannot walk can only drink from the tree of historical fallacy, which can never ease the thirst, but tortures a tongue and torments our proverbial, but not physical, gallbladders.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

…prevents the purity of our bodily fluids. And one depends on posessing pure bodily fluid...

Bodily fluids cannot validly be recounted as precious per se, for, on the basest, empirical level they're but a vulgar, mucky substance that torments the proboscis and soaks the textile. And yet they are mandatory displeasures if one is to reach the other side where sleeps the answer. Bodily fluid circulates in our veins, making it plausible for our legs to travel, both figuratively and positively literately. Attaining the fruit from the tree of historical accuracy, a prime prerequisite for elevation of one's perception and wits, shan't be feasible without tending to the purity of one's bodily fluids, the filth like lusting to register to vote can sneakily despoil.