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« on: May 04, 2024, 12:52:46 PM »
My wife poops in the shower and stomps it down the drain. Not a joke. She recently told me this and I've been living with it for weeks now. She even broke the news to me while laughing about it. "You know what a waffle stomp is?", she asked me as she laughed and laughed so hard she started crying! I feel disgusted and betrayed. I can't even look at her over breakfast anymore before I head off to work and while at work all I can do is wonder to myself, 'is she doing it right now?'. Apparently this has been going on for years! Says she uses all the scented candles she obsessively buys online to mask the smell. I work 12- 15 hour days so plenty of time to cover her sh!t stink. A few times we've had to snake the drain due to a clog. Now I know why. I'm not sure I can live this life anymore.
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« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2024, 06:31:33 PM »
well, bravo for having a wife willing to share such things with you, she must love you a lot.  Second, to do so on purpose is, kinda gross, but I've timed a thousand showers to come post poop and I wash my ass in the shower afterwords.  On several occasions I've had an "oh, I wasn't done yet" moment and just let nature take it's course.  It's gross, I'm not proud, I don't recommend doing it, but have you ever sat on a toilet seat with a wet ass? it feels so weird!
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« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2024, 06:33:41 PM »
This is a new copypasta in the making if it isn't one already.
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« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2024, 06:49:04 PM »
I'll take "thread titles I wasn't expecting to see when I logged on to Atlas today" for 400, Alex.
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« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2024, 08:46:03 PM »
« Edited: May 04, 2024, 09:28:42 PM by Meclazine for Israel »
Brother, Eeew?

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« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2024, 12:24:11 AM »

Just Passion Through  Just Smashin’ Poo
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« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2024, 01:41:56 AM »
This is definitely one of the forum threads ever made
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« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2024, 02:54:45 AM »
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« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2024, 04:30:44 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2024, 05:34:18 PM »
Quote from: HisGrace on May 04, 2024, 06:49:04 PM
I'll take "thread titles I wasn't expecting to see when I logged on to Atlas today" for 400, Alex.

Right? I mean who would ever think that an Atlas user could get married?
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« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2024, 05:36:39 PM »
Quote from: Ferguson97 on May 05, 2024, 05:34:18 PM
Right? I mean who would ever think that an Atlas user could get married?
Straight married, no less!
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« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2024, 09:04:45 PM »
Looked it up, thbis is just another one of those weird copypastas
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« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2024, 09:42:40 PM »
Is the wife as real as the poo?
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« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2024, 09:48:52 PM »
Quote from: Cokeland Saxton on May 05, 2024, 09:04:45 PM
Looked it up, thbis is just another one of those weird copypastas

YOU’RE a weird copypasta.
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« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2024, 05:55:59 PM »
I get kind of grossed out even from the smell of peeing in a warm shower, this literally has me wretching. Choosing to believe it's a copypasta for my own sanity.
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« Reply #15 on: May 08, 2024, 02:02:56 AM »
Now that Alben is married, what does he think of this?
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