Democratic Iowa Caucus results thread (entrance poll @8pm ET)

[Lyin' Steve]

lol at all the frustrated, delusional Bernie assholes trying to pretend Bernie beat expectations and never had a chance in Iowa.
CNN had Bernie up 9 in Iowa, and the polls have been MOE for the last month.
Just 12 hours ago these kids were saying Bernie was going to easily win because of the enthusiasm gap.  Now they hope we've all forgotten.  Steve McQueen remembers.

[Lyin' Steve]

lol at all the frustrated, delusional Bernie assholes trying to pretend Bernie beat expectations and never had a chance in Iowa.
CNN had Bernie up 9 in Iowa, and the polls have been MOE for the last month.
Just 12 hours ago these kids were saying Bernie was going to easily win because of the enthusiasm gap.  Now they hope we've all forgotten.  Steve McQueen remembers.

Nope, and it looks like she won just because she got lucky with coin flips.

"THE COINS WERE RIGGED!  CHECK THEM OUT - THEY HAD HEADS ON BOTH SIDES!!!"

How did the Sanders people want a dead-tie precinct to be decided?
If they just handed it to Sanders the count would be 695-693 Clinton.

That's ok.  Clinton people have a president.  Bernie people have a childish little sob story about how the election was stolen from them by a coin flip that they can annoy people with for the next few months.

[Lyin' Steve]

CNN reporting that only Polk country, which is Clinton territory, left to report.
Not clear whether that's a single precinct or a single county with several precincts.  Either way, looks like it's time to call this for Clinton.

[Lyin' Steve]

If Sanders is the real winner and Clinton the real loser tonight, as Sean Hannity and the Bernie Sanders supporters have found common ground on, then why are all the Clinton supporters here calm and all the Sanders supporters hysterically tearing their hair about with conspiracy theories about coin flips?

[Lyin' Steve]

18-22 year olds are voting in their first primary and think things will always be the way they are now.
In six months when nobody gives two sh*ts about Bernie, the media has 24/7 wall-to-wall Hillary coverage and all their liberal friends are saying the world depends on people voting for Hillary against the DISGUSTING racist, sexist, homophobic, immigrant-hating, poor-hating, corrupt wall street hack [insert GOP candidate here], a declaration that they're standing strong for Bernie and won't vote for Clinton will just draw mocking laughter.
They'll vote for Clinton.  In droves.

[Lyin' Steve]

18-22 year olds are voting in their first primary and think things will always be the way they are now.
In six months when nobody gives two sh*ts about Bernie, the media has 24/7 wall-to-wall Hillary coverage and all their liberal friends are saying the world depends on people voting for Hillary against the DISGUSTING racist, sexist, homophobic, immigrant-hating, poor-hating, corrupt wall street hack [insert GOP candidate here], a declaration that they're standing strong for Bernie and won't vote for Clinton will just draw mocking laughter.
They'll vote for Clinton.  In droves.

Not really. Young people are a lot more less compromising & idealistic than olders. And this is the reason HRC got only 14% of those votes & this is the reason Clinton will get destroyed by Rubio in a general election - The onus is on her to connect with young people. A large section looks at HRC as the same "dishonest" politician who is not a great deal better than the GOP. A lot of these people don't care about politics much, certainly have no obligation to vote

Bernie supporters are not your democratic establishment. They have independents who are the largest bloc & will decide the election. With so much money, Wall Street, media, if these independents & young voters don't give 2 sh**ts about Hillary, I don't see them voting. You can't win a GENERAL with low connection with independents, who don't care about Hillary or the GOP & consider most of them the same.

Whichever the campaign is, even if they won't vote GOP but they won't care about the Democrat candidate either - You need to connect with them. If you are thinking painting the GOP is bad will automatically get these guys to vote, you have already lost the general.

The onus is on Hillary to connect & unless you connect, you would NOT be getting these votes.

Haha, the myth that Rubio has some magical appeal to young voters continues.