Would you support a Calexit?

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Can all of the Clinton states secede? I'd love nothing more than to see the Trump states rejoice about being free from the "libtard urban elite white hate group", only to watch their new country rapidly become a third world dictatorship.

... The only Trump state not connected to the rest of the states is Alaska. Clinton states would be in four sections: CA+OR+WA+HI, MN, IL, and then New England+NY+NJ+MD+DC+DE+VA. I can only imagine how terribly MN and IL would function.

You forgot Poland Colorado and New Mexico.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

No, but the South winning the Civil War probably would have been better for everybody long-term.

Obviously I'm not talking about slavery, so don't even go there.

True, except for all of the black people who would have continued to be enslaved, raped, murdered, and tortured in the southern states.

That would have all been worth it for the formation of Southern Canada, a social democratic utopia free of dumb rednecks who would later be cynically co-opted by right-wingers.  (/s)

Rednecks don't just live in the south. See: Bakersfield, California.;Alaska.