Bushie: The Final Frontier - Update Season V

[Paul Kemp]

This has become the 2013 version of Livejournal.

[Paul Kemp]

The role of Bushie on tonight's episode will be played by Emile Hirsch.

I was thinking Louie Anderson.

[Paul Kemp]

Plus, I helped out an honorable local charity.

Your $2.00 will go a long way in buying toilet paper for their local headquarters.

[Paul Kemp]

Guys, I haven't given up.  I am still working out 6 nights a week.  If I'm working out with the Wii, I'm doing light exercises while watching TV.  I'm eating mostly healthier food.  Yes, I do splurge every now and then, but I believe meals are supposed to be enjoyable times, not boring and mundane.  Also, I don't like a lot of vegetables especially the ones mentioned earlier.  I hate broccoli, brussell sprouts, asparagus, cauliflower, spinach, among other things.  I do not eat salad other than taco salad.  Finding things that are healthy that I actually like and enjoy is a bit challenging.

Your approach to working out/getting in shape is the equivalent of reading a birthday card and feeling like you just finished a novel.

[Paul Kemp]

bushie should do the jared subway diet

By that do you mean walk to a Subway miles away every day?

[Paul Kemp]

This must be asked... What are you getting at Subway?

Yea good question. Sometimes Subway can be just as bad as traditional fast food. Some footlongs can run about 1200 calories. I suspect those are the sandwiches that Bushie is getting.

[Paul Kemp]

Are you seriously considering quitting your job for a $1 per hour raise that will be eaten up by increased gas costs anyway?

hahahaha

[Paul Kemp]

What contractor in their right mind will hire you given you leave jobs faster than I change heads on my toothbrush?

You don't just buy a new toothbrush whole?  I've never heard of 'changing heads' on a toothbrush.  Maybe on a 'shaver'...

An electric toothbrush.

[Paul Kemp]

....did anyone read what the vandals did to his house? My god...

Please inform those of us who are not aware. PM me if that's more appropriate.

[Paul Kemp]

Those aren't the details we're looking for, friend.

[Paul Kemp]

Anyway, in his life so far, he has had about twice to three times as many jobs as I have had in mine.

Well that says a lot now, doesn't it?

[Paul Kemp]

No, the house was indeed vandalized, but that is not the main reason I'm moving home.

Sounds like it from this post:

BREAKING NEWS: Due to a second vandalism at my Midwest City home just today, I will be moving back to Oklahoma in March.  Details are still being worked out, but I plan to be home the second weekend of March (March 9-10).  Its nothing work related that I'm coming home, but just with the house.

Any way,

Holy crap, get on facebook, friends. This thread is about to get awesome again (at least for while).

Yeah, that's what I was hinting at. I mean, they basically had an orgie in his garage. Only in Oklahoma.

So some people got it on in his garage and left some condoms that were fifteen years expired?

[Paul Kemp]

No, the house was indeed vandalized, but that is not the main reason I'm moving home.  I have already explained why I am moving home, but as per usual people are glossing over what I have written and I will not write it again.

Jeff, what are you talking about?  Mere hours ago, you said this:

BREAKING NEWS: Due to a second vandalism at my Midwest City home just today, I will be moving back to Oklahoma in March.  Details are still being worked out, but I plan to be home the second weekend of March (March 9-10).  Its nothing work related that I'm coming home, but just with the house.

I'm not seeing ANY reason for you moving home other than the vandalism... so what are we glossing over?

Exactly. His own words undo him despite the cop out post he made after.

[Paul Kemp]

This is going great...

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He also says they left porno magazines and lubricant all over the shed, in addition to setting up one of his (?) chairs to perform sex acts on.

It wasn't my chair they used, from what my parents were telling me.

Uh oh, your parents made the discovery?

Sounds like we need to set up some cameras for a sting operation.

Are there any suspects, Bushie?

[Paul Kemp]

Yes, I will have to live under their rules for a while as I will be under their roof

Rules? No sweets before bed? Up by seven? No soda with dinner?

[Paul Kemp]

Inks, a Suze Orman routine...  Telling him to work two jobs when he is struggling to hold one.

But he's not struggling to hold one because he can't work... he's struggling to hold one because he listens to the poor advice of his family and is impulsive and thinks things will always be better with the latest scheme.  That doesn't mean he's incapable of holding 2 jobs.

This can get me some infraction points but my general concern here is that Bushie is not in the best health. From the aggregate of everything he posted on here I would think he has some form of anxiety or mood disorder.  I think were he to get himself fit, he could succeed at one job and even two. Right now, not the one.  Life can overwhelm anyone and it can completely swamp those who do not look after themselves.

The lies, self delusional flights of fancy, and the bouts of depression are all very familiar and I don't think this is just me projecting.

patrick hit the nail on the head.

i have struggled all of my life with major anxiety and depression.  i know how absolutely overwhelming life can be for those who are mentally ill.  that is why is crazy for you all to suggest that bushie just needs to get 2 jobs or something.  *one* job can be a major struggle for those who have psychiatric disorders.

that being said, bushie needs to see a professional.  quite honestly just seeing your 'preacher' is insane.  your preacher isnt going to pray this away for you.

Welcome back Walter. We've missed you.

What are your thoughts on the sex shed?

[Paul Kemp]

Bushie is definitely the guy in the office that every one else can't stand, right?

[Paul Kemp]

Could we surmise that this latest episode of vandalism was also a cover story, made up by BushOK's dirty mind, which is fuel by his love of porn? To those who can read his facebook, isn't his version of events a little far fetched? Even by Oklahoma standards? Bear in mind, I have never been to the midwest, so perhaps I am the one out of touch.

The shed exists. That much we know. Its exterior is in good condition. I do notice the ad for the house says it has AC (and is a great rental property - LOL - it would be hell!), when Jeff says the AC was stolen. Maybe the ad needs to be updated. Oh, the shed is kind of a "tight fit" as a venue for  an orgy by the way. Just sayin'.

Are we sure this "orgy" involved more than one individual?

[Paul Kemp]

And why would anyone want to jack off in a shed like that?

That's the most believable part of this whole thing!

[Paul Kemp]

Second, why don't you raffle off your trip to Kenya? You simply cannot afford it. Recoup some of your sunk costs, eliminate the need for spending money for the trip, pay back those who funded it and if anything is left over- give it to charity.

Those children need their father, Patrick.

[Paul Kemp]

Could we surmise that this latest episode of vandalism was also a cover story, made up by BushOK's dirty mind, which is fuel by his love of porn? To those who can read his facebook, isn't his version of events a little far fetched? Even by Oklahoma standards? Bear in mind, I have never been to the midwest, so perhaps I am the one out of touch.

More likely Mommy and Daddy lied about that part because they want their baby to come back home.

They would be some sick puppies to come up with a story like that.

[Paul Kemp]

Has every one else noticed that Bushie has started to tune out the noise he doesn't like here?

[Paul Kemp]

Has every one else noticed that Bushie has started to tune out the noise he doesn't like here?

Has started? What? Why do you think his life is so screwed up?

He was responding for a while. See his interactions with Torie and Inks a few days ago.

[Paul Kemp]

This is what makes the Bushie story so intriguing.  When building all the details seem pretty boring and straightforward, but then the twist comes and we're left piecing together all those previous scenes actually meant and our mind is blown at how we missed it the first time.

It's pretty much a David Lynch movie.