Northeast Assembly Legislation Introduction Thread

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[quote]Sanity in Seizures Act
Section 1:
1. Northeastern Regional police departments shall be entitled to no more than 25% of proceeds from criminal or civil forfeiture.
2. Remaining funds from criminal or civil forfeiture cases shall go either to the Northeast Regional Government or the Federal Government, pursuant to the Supremacy Clause.

Section 2:
1. This legislation shall go into effect upon passage.
2. All criminal and civil legislaton thenceforth passage shall be subject to this legislation.

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[quote]Criminal Justice Modernization Act of 2014

Section 1:
1. The purchase age for beer, wine, and spirits is set to sixteen years of age.
2. There shall be no minimum age of consumption for alcohol so long as a designated parent or guardian of the consumer is present. In instances where the respective parent(s) or guardians of the consumer are not present, the age of consumption is established at 16.
3. The offense of purchasing alcohol for those under sixteen years of age is defined as a misdemeanor, and shall be punishable by a fine not in excess of $300.

Section 2:
1. The purchase age for Psilocybin Mushrooms, Dimethylytyptamine, Lsysergic acid diethylamide, MDMA, Mescaline is set to sixteen years of age.
2. The offense of purchasing the aforementioned substances for those under sixteen is defined as a misdemeanor, and shall be punishable by a fine not in excess of $300.

Section 3:
1. There shall be no criminal penalties for the recreational use if any other psychoactive drugs not mentioned in this bill, regardless of their legal status.
2. This legislation shall go into effect upon passage

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[quote]Deez Girls Ain't Loyal Act

1. All criminal prohibitions in the Northeast on adultery are hereby repealed.
2. Nothing in this bill shall be construed to be pertinent to divorce lawsuits.
3. This legislation shall go into effect upon passage.

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[quote]Blam This Crap Act

1. Boston's prohibition on the Haystack app is hereby repealed.
2. New York City's ban on "Boogie Boards" is hereby repealed.

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[quote]Freedom of Thought Act

1. No judge or probation officer shall mandate attendance to Alcoholics Anonymous.
2. No statutory penalties on drunk driving, domestic violence, or other alcohol-related offenses shall mandate attendance to Alcoholics Anonymous.
3. This legislation shall go into effect upon passage. Existing sentences will still be abided by.

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