UNPRESIDENTIAL: Ron DeSantis' Sloven Vow

[Perlen vor den Schweinen]

https://twitter.com/jakelahut/status/1636337913230139394?s=46&t=Cl4unuqdkpnj...

"Caviar" Ron DeSnackPack has nothing on the freakish (but admirable) cleanliness of Donald Trump.

[Del Tachi]

the GWB analogs keep getting stronger and stronger!

[Lief 🗽]

Say what you will about former President Trump, but he always ate with class and decorum. I think GOP primary voters will recognize that when they have to make their decision.

[Pheurton Skeurto]

This country has a proud tradition of electing aliens who cannot behave normally. I salute you, sir!

[America Needs R'hllor]

He doesn't have the look, he doesn't have the stamina!

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

Wow, what a pig! He ain't winning against this:

[OSR stands with Israel]

I realized something, DeSantis becoming president in many ways is basically an Atlas conservative becoming president.

Imagine the nation being run by Atlas conservatives

[Skunk]

I realized something, DeSantis becoming president in many ways is basically an Atlas conservative becoming president.

Imagine the nation being run by Atlas conservatives

This is the most damning indictment of DeSantis I've read yet.

[Brittain33]

He’s like Bob Graham. Seems like a good idea on paper, but too weird.

[Sestak]

Why DeSantis will not win, in one sentence:

I realized something, DeSantis becoming president in many ways is basically an Atlas conservative becoming president.

[Arizona Iced Tea]

PuddingGate

[Amenhotep Bakari-Sellers]

The RS have TX and FL and Dakotas that's not enough

[Mr. Smith]

He’s like Bob Graham. Seems like a good idea on paper, but too weird.

Bob Graham was ahead of his time.

[Ferguson97]

I realized something, DeSantis becoming president in many ways is basically an Atlas conservative becoming president.

Imagine the nation being run by Atlas conservatives

This is what I mean when I say that you phrase things like how a Democrat would phrase them.

How are you possibly saying this sentence and meaning it in a positive way?

[OSR stands with Israel]

I realized something, DeSantis becoming president in many ways is basically an Atlas conservative becoming president.

Imagine the nation being run by Atlas conservatives

This is what I mean when I say that you phrase things like how a Democrat would phrase them.

How are you possibly saying this sentence and meaning it in a positive way?

Why wouldn’t an atlas conservatives like it if the president had similar  personality traits and was similar politically as well .

Of course we would want them to be far more competent than we’d be as well as more experienced but why would we be opposed to the other two .

[Rat]

I've seen enough. Put a fork (or in this case, three fingers) in this guy, he's done.

[Ferguson97]

I realized something, DeSantis becoming president in many ways is basically an Atlas conservative becoming president.

Imagine the nation being run by Atlas conservatives

This is what I mean when I say that you phrase things like how a Democrat would phrase them.

How are you possibly saying this sentence and meaning it in a positive way?

Why wouldn’t an atlas conservatives like it if the president had similar  personality traits and was similar politically as well .

Of course we would want them to be far more competent than we’d be as well as more experienced but why would we be opposed to the other two .

Again, it's about your phrasing and delivery more than what you're actually saying.

[America Needs R'hllor]

I realized something, DeSantis becoming president in many ways is basically an Atlas conservative becoming president.

Imagine the nation being run by Atlas conservatives

Do atlas conservatives eat pudding with 3 fingers 

[LabourJersey]

Trump will absolutely bring this up in a debate, and the second that DeSantis eats something in a weird way he will double down in the most hilarious way imaginable.

[FloridaMan1845]

I've seen enough. Put a fork (or in this case, three fingers) in this guy, he's done.

In the last two election cycles, we’ve elected a dude from the Apprentice, and a dementia patient who falls up the stairs. Three-Finger Pudding Eater would be a considerable upgrade.

[Nightcore Nationalist]

This country has a proud tradition of electing aliens who cannot behave normally. I salute you, sir!

Nice Treehouse of Terrors reference.

[Person Man]

the GWB analogs keep getting stronger and stronger!

or Biden for that matter. Do you think Dennis has ADHD or a subclinical version of the behavior that Dr. Asperger observed in his boys or something?

[Person Man]

I realized something, DeSantis becoming president in many ways is basically an Atlas conservative becoming president.

Imagine the nation being run by Atlas conservatives

Do atlas conservatives eat pudding with 3 fingers 

Some of them probably do. Most of them probably would if it would annoy me.

[Rat]

I've seen enough. Put a fork (or in this case, three fingers) in this guy, he's done.

In the last two election cycles, we’ve elected a dude from the Apprentice, and a dementia patient who falls up the stairs. Three-Finger Pudding Eater would be a considerable upgrade.

I don't think this country is going to vote for a weird anti-social meatball.

[FloridaMan1845]

I've seen enough. Put a fork (or in this case, three fingers) in this guy, he's done.

In the last two election cycles, we’ve elected a dude from the Apprentice, and a dementia patient who falls up the stairs. Three-Finger Pudding Eater would be a considerable upgrade.

I don't think this country is going to vote for a weird anti-social meatball.

We elected Dementia Joe. Pretty much anybody can be POTUS at this point.