Fascism and Communism are the same!

[Filuwaúrdjan]

People of Atlasia, I speak unto you today a great and important truth. I hope you pay it necessary heed.

The Communists have failed Atlasia. This is well known. They have made a mess of things. They cannot govern. They have failed to act as Socialists should because they are more concerned with gesture politics and extreme language than on transferring power to the people. They are currently falling into a civil war. They will probably split (People's Front of Atlasia and the Atlasian People's Front, no doubt). They will lose the next election without a doubt.

Will things then improve, oh citizens? The presumptive favourite to replace the failed DemPGH administration is Senator Lumine, a well known fascist. The electorate flocks to his banner as they believe (perhaps understandably) that he will be a welcome change from the idiocy that has dominated of late.

This will not be so! Communism and Fascism are but different sides of the same coin. Lumine will be as awful a President as DemPGH. He has, in any case, never really stood up to the Communists as an opposition Senator. Will he really do so as President? People of Atlasia, I fear it is much more likely that he will be a lazy goodfornothing waste of space President and let the Communists rebuild and dictate policy once more.

Only I, the Great Socialist, offer a real alternative. By pushing forward the slow Wheelbarrow of Progress and unleashing the equalising forces of Positive Discrimination we can gradually create a better Atlasia forever and dispose ourselves of these useless goons.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Haha, says the guy who was President back in 2006 or so for a couple weeks and then quit?

It has sometimes been said that I was thus the best President Atlasia has ever had because I did the least damage. Alas this cannot be said of your good self.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

On the necessary policy of Positive Discrimination:

Discrimination is a terrible evil. Therefore AAPRJD(CM) proposes that 80% of cabinet posts at a regional level and 70% at a national level should go to posters from backwards classes (backwards being defined as having a low registration number: i.e. the longer you have been registered on Atlas Forum the more 'backwards' you are).

[Filuwaúrdjan]

People of Atlasia, did I not say that Fascism and Communism are the same? The actions of President DemPGH of the Communists have proven me to be absolutely, entirely and in all relevant respects entirely correct. Which actions do I refer to? His nomination, for the post of Secretary of External Affairs, of Hifly... a man who is not merely a fascist but an actual Nazi.

Yes, our Communist President believes that our military forces and our foreign policy should be under the control of an unrepentant antisemite who believes in a Greater Germany from Lorraine to Kaliningrad and who believes that Adolf Eichmann was hard done by. I suppose I will be accused of lying, of exaggerating and of spreading 'smears'. I am not. Vote for the ticket untainted by fascism, vote for Al/Hashmite.