Ask Human Anything (#AMA)

[Human]

Hi, I'm Human. I've been lurking around this site heavily since 2013, and I've just recently decided to make an account. I want you guys to get to know me, so ask me anything.

[Human]

If you had three wishes, excluding those for extra wishes, what would they be?

I'd wish for a fairy god parent (like Cosmo/Wanda from the FairlyOddParents) who could grant me any wish (I'm technically not directly asking for extra wishes ).

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

1. My username is Human. I'm not going to release my actual name on a public Internet forum.

2. My quest in life is to make a significant and positive impact on this planet.

3. About 24 mph

Are you, in fact, actually human? Or is your username a lie?

I am indeed a homo sapien

Maybe

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PLEASE ASK ME MORE QUESTIONS

[Human]

1. What is your opinion of Hudson, Austria?

2. Are you definitely voting for Hillary regardless of running mates, or are you considering a Johnson/Weld vote?

1. (Hudson, Austria isn't a real city).

2. I'm probably going to vote for Hillary regardless of her running mate (since Vice Presidents don't have that much power/control anyways). Johnson is pretty good, but I prefer Clinton over him. I like Warner/Kaine, and I'd enthusiastically vote for Clinton if one of those two was chosen as the VP nominee. I'm not a huge fan of Warren, but I'd still vote for Clinton without a doubt even if she was chosen as the VP nominee.

What is your opinion of the Blue Wall

Also, and this is important, what is your opinion of ham and cheese sandwiches?

1. I prefer the 272 freiwall

2. Tilt FS

[Human]

When will you be replaced by a computer?

When that happens will you change your user name?

...

do you support the revolution?

I guess so.

Are you a sock of Computer89?

Obviously not.

[Human]

What...is the capital of Assyria?!?

Assur and Nineveh (can we stop with the Monty Python references lol)

In a race between the two best Presidential candidates the world, nay the universe, has created. Mark B. Graham vs. Darryl Perry, who would you vote for?

DARRYL W PERRY, of course (not a low-energy loser)

In the equation a^n + b^n = c^n, what is the proof showing that there is no solution to the equation for which a, b, c, and n are all integers larger than 2?

Fermat's Last Theorem

[Human]

Important question I forgot to ask earlier: Lizard people or satanic ewoks?

Lizard people

Where do you stand on trade issues?

I'm pro-free trade. Protectionism is terrible. I support NAFTA, TPP, etc.

Whose sock are you?

I'm not a sock.

Are you Kyle Mercado of Bakersfield, California?

No

[Human]

Why do I get eerie RR1997 vibes from you?

No

Are you feeblepizza or HoosierPoliticalJunkie?

No