What would a radical Islamist version of BRTD be like?

[Torie]

Senator Scott has some skill at lyrics. Who knew? Well done.

Now, BRTD, your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to try to match your interlocutor's high standards. I know, it will be difficult - very difficult, but hey, not as difficult as converting me to hipster evangelical yet otherwise politically correct Christianity. So perhaps there is some hope for you. Good luck!