You know what Romney actually is?

[Filuwaúrdjan]

He's the American President from TV dramas made in countries that are not America. Seriously. He even has the hair and the false excessive mateyness. So he could, perhaps, be the first PoMo President.

["'Oeps!' De blunders van Rick Perry Indicted"]

Letterman's used this line since Romney's last run: "The American president in a Canadian movie."

[J. J.]

Competent. 

[Politico]

He will be the competent president who made it morning in America again.

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

He will be the competent president who made it morning in America again.

Are you getting paid to do this?

[Politico]

He will be the competent president who made it morning in America again.

Are you getting paid to do this?

I believe in America.
I believe in Mitt Romney.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

He will be the competent president who made it morning in America again.

Are you getting paid to do this?

I believe in America.
I believe in Mitt Romney.

Thanks for answering the question.

[Politico]

He will be the competent president who made it morning in America again.

Are you getting paid to do this?

I believe in America.
I believe in Mitt Romney.

Thanks for answering the question.

You're welcome.

[King]

He will be the competent president who made it morning in America again.

It was morning in America earlier today and will be morning in America again in a few more hours.  I don't think the President determines this.

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

Man.  Now I actually read all of Politico's posts in Mitt Romney's voice.  I'm very concerned.

[Politico]

Mitt is a man all men can look up to for generations to come.

God Bless America!

[Fuzzybigfoot]

Mitt is a man all men can look up to for generations to come.

What the hell is wrong with you?

[Politico]

Mitt is a man all men can look up to for generations to come.

What the hell is wrong with you?

You need to ask yourself that question if you do not see the greatness of Mitt Romney. Otherwise, prepare for eight years of pain and suffering.

[LastVoter]

Politico how much $$ have you received from the Obama campaign?

[Politico]

He will be the competent president who made it morning in America again.

Are you getting paid to do this?

politico can you please answer his question and quit dodging.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFcuR34Gg-o

[Averroës Nix]

Mitt is a man all men can look up to for generations to come.

What the hell is wrong with you?

You need to ask yourself that question if you do not see the greatness of Mitt Romney. Otherwise, you are going to be in for eight years of pain and suffering.

I hope this isn't a threat.

[Politico]

Mitt is a man all men can look up to for generations to come.

What the hell is wrong with you?

You need to ask yourself that question if you do not see the greatness of Mitt Romney. Otherwise, you are going to be in for eight years of pain and suffering.

I hope this isn't a threat.

The only threat is to your liberal sensibilities as America enjoys a prosperous and peaceful eight years of Mitt Romney in the White House.

[Averroës Nix]

Mitt is a man all men can look up to for generations to come.

What the hell is wrong with you?

You need to ask yourself that question if you do not see the greatness of Mitt Romney. Otherwise, you are going to be in for eight years of pain and suffering.

I hope this isn't a threat.

The only threat is to your liberal sensibilities as America enjoys a prosperous and peaceful eight years of Mitt Romney in the White House.

I once lived next door to some liberal sensibilities. Good people, though not the life for me. I'd hate to see them harmed by anyone, and it's disgusting to think that our next President might want to hurt them.

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

Mitt is a man all men can look up to for generations to come.

What the hell is wrong with you?

You need to ask yourself that question if you do not see the greatness of Mitt Romney. Otherwise, prepare for eight years of pain and suffering.

Brb, making sure my doors are locked

[Fuzzybigfoot]

Well gentlemen, it looks like I've rooted out a Nazi.  Or a schizophrenic.  Or both. 

[Averroës Nix]

Well gentlemen, it looks like I've rooted out a Nazi.  Or a schizophrenic.  Or both. 

First they came for the liberal sensibilities,
and I didn't speak out...

[Fuzzybigfoot]

Well gentlemen, it looks like I've rooted out a Nazi.  Or a schizophrenic.  Or both. 

First they came for the liberal sensibilities,
and I didn't speak out...

Patriot Act 2:  Patriot Harder


In theaters next weekend. 

[Politico]

Yes, you'll have to excuse me for only having a social score of -4.35. We can't all be selfish hedonists, but I still support your right to be one. Don't worry: Mitt is wholesome, but he is smart enough to know folks like you aren't going to stop doing what you do. And it's not the government's job, anyway. Only the Santorum types still adhere to that Big Government social conservatism.

[Averroës Nix]

Mitt is wholesome, but he is smart enough to know folks like you aren't going to stop doing what you do.

???

[Politico]

Mitt is wholesome, but he is smart enough to know folks like you aren't going to stop doing what you do.

Being selfish hedonists, as I playfully put it? I can't imagine the type of lifestyle one leads when they have a social score in the -8's.