Office of Vice President Duke (vote for The Truth: the new constitution)

[Napoleon]

Silly Duke, I am not running for Senate. Don't you remember our quid pro quo, where I help you become co-Senator and you vote to advance me to the Presidential throne?

And Jesus, Duke, you're trying to take more of my money than an ex-wife would. What's up with that?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

TJ! I didn't know he was still in the senate! I'll have to preference him high! If not for myself but for Marokai and that tradition we hold so dear!

[Associate Justice PiT]

     The Imperial Legislature is calling you....

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Silly Duke, I am not running for Senate. Don't you remember our quid pro quo, where I help you become co-Senator and you vote to advance me to the Presidential throne?

And Jesus, Duke, you're trying to take more of my money than an ex-wife would. What's up with that?

The People never make back room deals like the one you described. We are an honest People. We work hard, play harder and never take short cuts.except when I was elected to the senate for 2 years. The People are eager to see your campaign unfold and will have an open minddepending on the donations we receive when we make our all important decision on who to endorse. No pressure. We take cash, credit, debit, cashiers check, money order, western union, you name it.

And I apologize for reminding you of your ex-wife. Women can be awful creatures that suck away your soul and leave you with nothing. I've been there. But the sad thing is, your ex-wife might be part of The People. That's what's so beautiful about them. They come from all over. They could be your neighbor, your boss, your housekeeper, that camera hidden in your bathroom. They're always watching, so always behave!

     The Imperial Legislature is calling you....

Is it open? Can you promise me I'd be elected if I ran? Is our machine still strong in the Dirty Dirty?

[ZuWo]

I suggest voting for TJ. Atlasia's Senate has a long history of having open or suspected gays in it, and we need to maintain such a legacy.

Lame.


But I agree that Duke should vote for TJ.

[Pheurton Skeurto]

Vote for Muddy Waters.

[Associate Justice PiT]

     The Imperial Legislature is calling you....

Is it open? Can you promise me I'd be elected if I ran? Is our machine still strong in the Dirty Dirty?

     Well, the election is going on now for two seats and nobody has declared or accepted write-ins. If you go & write yourself in, you're basically guaranteed a seat.

[AndrewTX]

Duke for Vice Principal!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

It has been brought to my attention this morning that I have been placed into the Southeastern Legislature by my friend Governor PiT via a crony appointment. I want to thank him for this opportunity to allow me to follow my dreams. A few years ago, I, along with a few other dedicated souls, ushered in one of the most active, hectic times in Atlasian history. We did this by pursuing wild agendas and pissing off people. It worked. My plan is to do much of the same. PiT is the best governor in this game, and instead of let things die like much of you have chosen, he has embraced the Will of The People and allowed their voice to be heard.

I also want to thank Ben. Through our sham of a presidential ticket, we were able to use that as leverage to get the positions we oh so dreamed of having. Without him, I would still be without a job.

[Donerail]

It has been brought to my attention this morning that I have been placed into the Southeastern Legislature by my friend Governor PiT via a crony appointment. I want to thank him for this opportunity to allow me to follow my dreams. A few years ago, I, along with a few other dedicated souls, ushered in one of the most active, hectic times in Atlasian history. We did this by pursuing wild agendas and pissing off people. It worked. My plan is to do much of the same. PiT is the best governor in this game, and instead of let things die like much of you have chosen, he has embraced the Will of The People and allowed their voice to be heard.

I also want to thank Ben. Through our sham of a presidential ticket, we were able to use that as leverage to get the positions we oh so dreamed of having. Without him, I would still be without a job.

Welcome to the Legislature! Given your appointment, we now have a grand total of one legislator chosen through the democra-votey-thing. It'll be interesting to see what agenda you choose to pursue in the Legislature.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Despite all the hubub around the South, I am running for reelection..

It's been a while, but I think it's time for question time. Even though I am but a lowly representative these days, The People demand I answer question's that are important today.

So ask away.

[CLARENCE 2015!]

Do you enjoy Rubenesque art?

[Marokai Backbeat]

DUKE WHY AREN'T YOU RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Do you enjoy Rubenesque art?

Thank you for your question, Clarence.

I am not opposed to full figured ladies in or around me. Many people here know that I am in a long term relationship with AndrewTX, and he, like rubenesque art, is a full figured, curvaceous woman, and I haven't lost any love or attraction for since we fell for each other so long ago. And I certainly enjoy him, if you catch my drift.

Next question!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

DUKE WHY AREN'T YOU RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.

Thank you for your question, Marokai.

In the heart's of The People all across this nation, the Duke/Cinci ticket has been president since our one vote VICTORY in whichever election it was where the establishment said we lost by a vote. But in the minds of everyone else, we are not president.

So why not run again?

Well, I am but an irrelevant representative now with no party backing, only corporate money and The People's will. The Forces of Evil are still strong, and I fear a run for president would only end in an illegitimate defeat, crushing the hopes and dreams of The People at large.

If you can muster up some moneysupportstrategies for me, I am willing to look into itfor the right price if The People demand it.

Sad thing is, I have been so far removed that I don't know many of the parties, factions, who's in the senate or anything. Is it possible for me to be rehabilitated into the mover and shaker I once was?

That's right, I flipped this one on you, Marokai. Don't think you can come to question time and get out that easy.

[Associate Justice PiT]

     Hubbub can be positive. How else does one create excitement?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

     Hubbub can be positive. How else does one create excitement?

By having question time!

But I suppose a good scandal isn't bad for Atlasia. We were once fueled off of scandal, and we used it to get the South back from the brink of extinction in 2008.

So if strategic-gate is real, bring it on unless it ends up costing me reelection

[Associate Justice PiT]

     Hubbub can be positive. How else does one create excitement?

By having question time!

But I suppose a good scandal isn't bad for Atlasia. We were once fueled off of scandal, and we used it to get the South back from the brink of extinction in 2008.

So if strategic-gate is real, bring it on unless it ends up costing me reelection

     If we both lost, we could form an "interest group" to protect southern values from exploitation. I suggest calling it GRAVELANCHE.

[CLARENCE 2015!]

When did you stop beating your wife?

[Adam Griffin]

My question is: why hasn't anybody else done so already?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

     Hubbub can be positive. How else does one create excitement?

By having question time!

But I suppose a good scandal isn't bad for Atlasia. We were once fueled off of scandal, and we used it to get the South back from the brink of extinction in 2008.

So if strategic-gate is real, bring it on unless it ends up costing me reelection

     If we both lost, we could form an "interest group" to protect southern values from exploitation. I suggest calling it GRAVELANCHE.

There is already an interest group designed to protect southern values. It is designed to protect the values we all hold near and dear to our hearts. That interest group is called The People, friend.

When did you stop beating your wife?

When he brought me that sandwich.

[Pingvin]

Do you still drink cognac in the morning?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

My question is: why hasn't anybody else done so already?

Because they are too busy asking if I am running for President and then dodging my questions I ask in return.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Do you still drink cognac in the morning?

No, I brush my teeth with a bottle of jack nowadays.

[Marokai Backbeat]

Sad thing is, I have been so far removed that I don't know many of the parties, factions, who's in the senate or anything. Is it possible for me to be rehabilitated into the mover and shaker I once was?

That's right, I flipped this one on you, Marokai. Don't think you can come to question time and get out that easy.

Anything's possible if you want to badly enough!