Office of Vice President Duke (vote for The Truth: the new constitution)

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Thanks. I just wanted to give The People a heads up since my activity seemed to be the center of discussion in the other thread. Communication is always key.

[tmthforu94]

Don't worry about it, Duke - you have a long history of activity and hard work in this game, and anyone who values those attributes should be very proud of the job you've done.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

An announcement from my former lover and current political partner AndrewPA is coming soon. I won't say we have rekindled our affair, but we may be looking to throw our hats into a race fairly soon. Besides, there's nothing like an old choice for a new Atlasia!

[Pheurton Skeurto]

An announcement from my former lover and current political partner AndrewPA is coming soon. I won't say we have rekindled our affair, but we may be looking to throw our hats into a race fairly soon. Besides, there's nothing like an old choice for a new Atlasia!

I had a feeling

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

An announcement from my former lover and current political partner AndrewPA is coming soon. I won't say we have rekindled our affair, but we may be looking to throw our hats into a race fairly soon. Besides, there's nothing like an old choice for a new Atlasia!

Yaaay!!! clusterf***!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

An announcement from my former lover and current political partner AndrewPA is coming soon. I won't say we have rekindled our affair, but we may be looking to throw our hats into a race fairly soon. Besides, there's nothing like an old choice for a new Atlasia!

Yaaay!!! clusterf***!

The parties have been torn apart by the mysterious powers that be, so we might as well cause even more problems than we should. We don't expect to win, but we do expect to show everyone how much we appreciate our love for one another. This will be a peaceful campaign based on self respect, love and humanity!

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

An announcement from my former lover and current political partner AndrewPA is coming soon. I won't say we have rekindled our affair, but we may be looking to throw our hats into a race fairly soon. Besides, there's nothing like an old choice for a new Atlasia!

Yaaay!!! clusterf***!

The parties have been torn apart by the mysterious powers that be, so we might as well cause even more problems than we should. We don't expect to win, but we do expect to show everyone how much we appreciate our love for one another. This will be a peaceful campaign based on self respect, love and humanity!

I read 'self-love' ... which I suppose is accurate too

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

If you referring to Mr. AndrewPA and I loving ourselves, then yes, you would be correct. We feel we are the best candidates to take over this dying game. Otherwise, we wouldn't be running!

Friends, its time we put aside our inhibitions and turned this game over to two people that you might not trust, you might not like, but you feel are crazy enough to turn things around! Let me assure you, when we win, the whisky and Pabst will be flowing freely!

[Pheurton Skeurto]

If you referring to Mr. AndrewPA and I loving ourselves, then yes, you would be correct. We feel we are the best candidates to take over this dying game. Otherwise, we wouldn't be running!

Friends, its time we put aside our inhibitions and turned this game over to two people that you might not trust, you might not like, but you feel are crazy enough to turn things around! Let me assure you, when we win, the whisky and Pabst will be flowing freely!

Can we lower the drinking age for a day so I can join t3h party?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

If you referring to Mr. AndrewPA and I loving ourselves, then yes, you would be correct. We feel we are the best candidates to take over this dying game. Otherwise, we wouldn't be running!

Friends, its time we put aside our inhibitions and turned this game over to two people that you might not trust, you might not like, but you feel are crazy enough to turn things around! Let me assure you, when we win, the whisky and Pabst will be flowing freely!

Can we lower the drinking age for a day so I can join t3h party?

This ticket believes as long as you're of the age of consent to use a woman's hoohaa, the age of 14, you should be able to drink! So, yes, upon inauguration, you will be able to partake in the festivities!

[Pheurton Skeurto]

If you referring to Mr. AndrewPA and I loving ourselves, then yes, you would be correct. We feel we are the best candidates to take over this dying game. Otherwise, we wouldn't be running!

Friends, its time we put aside our inhibitions and turned this game over to two people that you might not trust, you might not like, but you feel are crazy enough to turn things around! Let me assure you, when we win, the whisky and Pabst will be flowing freely!

Can we lower the drinking age for a day so I can join t3h party?

This ticket believes as long as you're of the age of consent to use a woman's hoohaa, the age of 14, you should be able to drink! So, yes, upon inauguration, you will be able to partake in the festivities!

F**K YES I'M GONNA GET HAMMERED AND THEN SET FIRE TO EVERY LIMP BIZKIT CD IN EXISTENCE

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

If you referring to Mr. AndrewPA and I loving ourselves, then yes, you would be correct. We feel we are the best candidates to take over this dying game. Otherwise, we wouldn't be running!

Friends, its time we put aside our inhibitions and turned this game over to two people that you might not trust, you might not like, but you feel are crazy enough to turn things around! Let me assure you, when we win, the whisky and Pabst will be flowing freely!

Can we lower the drinking age for a day so I can join t3h party?

This ticket believes as long as you're of the age of consent to use a woman's hoohaa, the age of 14, you should be able to drink! So, yes, upon inauguration, you will be able to partake in the festivities!

F**K YES I'M GONNA GET HAMMERED AND THEN SET FIRE TO EVERY LIMP BIZKIT CD IN EXISTENCE

For someone who was in diapers when Limp Bizkit were huge... you need to get out of 1999.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Praise! A second preference! To go along with our two first preferences!! You will be an asset to our administration!

[Pheurton Skeurto]

If you referring to Mr. AndrewPA and I loving ourselves, then yes, you would be correct. We feel we are the best candidates to take over this dying game. Otherwise, we wouldn't be running!

Friends, its time we put aside our inhibitions and turned this game over to two people that you might not trust, you might not like, but you feel are crazy enough to turn things around! Let me assure you, when we win, the whisky and Pabst will be flowing freely!

Can we lower the drinking age for a day so I can join t3h party?

This ticket believes as long as you're of the age of consent to use a woman's hoohaa, the age of 14, you should be able to drink! So, yes, upon inauguration, you will be able to partake in the festivities!

F**K YES I'M GONNA GET HAMMERED AND THEN SET FIRE TO EVERY LIMP BIZKIT CD IN EXISTENCE

For someone who was in diapers when Limp Bizkit were huge... you need to get out of 1999.

I'm glad I was in diapers when Limp Bizkit was huge. The amount of sh*t coming from my infant butthole might have been the only thing smellier than their "music"

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Y'all like dubstep? Mixed with PBR?

[Pheurton Skeurto]

Y'all like dubstep? Mixed with PBR?

WOBWOBWOB -gulp- WOBWOBWOBWOB -gulp-

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Y'all like dubstep? Mixed with PBR?

WOBWOBWOB -gulp- WOBWOBWOBWOB -gulp-

Duke (likes) this post!!!!

[ZuWo]

I welcome your entrance to the race and am looking forward to a short but intense election campaign. It's good to have a centrist ticket in the race!

[Napoleon]

I like Andrew, so I'll make room for you somewhere. Good luck guvsies!

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

It'll be a great contest... good to have a real race.

[AndrewTX]

With our 6 votes, we shall dance to victory! ANDREW/ANDREW for Presidents

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Hello friends,

I has been a while since I last addressed you. A few months ago, Andrew and I were elected co-Presidents of Atlasia and promptly followed through our promises to disappear. Andrew is currently running for a co-senate seat for the two of us, so I am excited about my inevitable return to the Senate chamber.

But I have a question for The People. While the winds have whispered into my ear the proper ranking order, I would like to take this opportunity to exercise the free will which The People give me and ask the folks who I should vote for. Who is running? Why are they running? What are their goals? Should I even vote for anyone but myself?

This is a good way to get a conversation going because, let's face it, nothing else is going on at the moment. Also, I am pleased to report I am taking donations again for future endeavors I may choose to participate in or act on.

[Napoleon]

But I have a question for The People. While the winds have whispered into my ear the proper ranking order, I would like to take this opportunity to exercise the free will which The People give me and ask the folks who I should vote for. Who is running? 

I'm running!

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To win, duh. And to save Atlasia.

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To win, duh. And to save Atlasia.

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Yes and no. A vote for Napoleon is a vote for Duke, and The People. Thank you for this opportunity for free publicity and shameless self-promotion!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

You're running for Senate? I will admit the only candidate I know running is Andrew. I thought you were already in the senate?

And if you mean President, The People haven't come to a decision on who to support just yet. We are in firm agreement that the only ticket to save Atlasia is Duke/Cincinnatus, but it was disposed of a few months ago. Jesus has wept ever since.

If you are interested in pursuing my endorsement for that office should Cincinnatus and myself choose not to win the race, my address is easy to find and I accept any form of monetary payment.

[Marokai Backbeat]

I suggest voting for TJ. Atlasia's Senate has a long history of having open or suspected gays in it, and we need to maintain such a legacy.