This is a parody of the "Liberal cities/Conservative cities" topic
Conservative Rural Areas:
Well, just about everywhere but especially
Middle Texas and the panhandle
Inland California, Oregon, and Washington
The entire great plains
Southern Illinois and the rural midwest
and the list goes on.....
Liberal Rural Areassome sections of Maine, Massachusetts, and Vermont
International Falls area of Minnesota
Middle Tennessee
the "Black Belt" in Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, and Georgia
Native American reservations
That one county in Idaho...