Opinion of Lunar

[dead0man]

Huge HP.  Lunar is a disgusting piece of human filth.  He blows goats for fun.  When he was born the doctor slapped his dad and everybody involved wanted to put him back in so he could finish cooking.  I'd rather go on a fishing trip on the Chattahoochee with Bert Reynolds than spend another second of my life reading Lunar's posts.

My 15 year old cousin has less acne
ain't brushed his teeth since 1983
got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee
he's white, but he's a got a nose like Bill Cosby
he wore velour flares until the late 80s
he runs like a girl and he sits down to pee
his only school chum was the lunch lady
took his mom to the prom and got lucky


also, the drummer from Def Leppard's only has one arm!






(I don't actually mean that and I may have stolen some of it)