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CatoMinor
Junior Chimp
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« on: April 29, 2014, 10:32:27 PM »

It's one of the unwritten rules in the Bible, along with:

-Close eyes when praying
-Speaking in a dead form of English
-holding hands together while praying

------specific to the culture of where I go to church-----

-Saying "Lord God" or "Father God" after like literally every other word almost during a prayer.
-Coffee blacker than the center of a black hole.
-Beards
-Always have a knife on you.
-Hipster dresscode
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CatoMinor
Junior Chimp
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« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2014, 08:32:33 AM »

It's one of the unwritten rules in the Bible, along with:

-Close eyes when praying
-Speaking in a dead form of English
-holding hands together while praying

------specific to the culture of where I go to church-----

-Saying "Lord God" or "Father God" after like literally every other word almost during a prayer.
-Coffee blacker than the center of a black hole.
-Beards
-Always have a knife on you.
-Hipster dresscode


What?  No "Lord Jesus" or "Christ Jesus" or the like?  What are they, Unitarians? Wink Probably not, tho.  Most Unitarians would throw in a "Mother Goddess" or two as well.

Far from Unitarian, and last I checked it was aMEN, not aWOMAN. Tongue
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