Office of Governor Sawx - Come One, Come All (SPECIAL ELECTION AHOY)

[Lincoln Republican]

Well, there's about to be a vacancy in the Assembly, since rpryor03 is resigning to be part of Lumine's cabinet. All of those who wish to be appointed, speak now or forever hold your peace.

Governor Sawx, I am pleased to put my name forward for appointment to the Northeast Assembly, and shall be honored to serve if called upon to do so.

I am as well honored to have the endorsement of outgoing Representative rpryor03, via PM, to fill this vacancy. 

[Lincoln Republican]

Nice move Mr. Northeast Governor, taking your marching orders from the Governor of the South instead of listening to members of the Northeast Assembly.

But, whatever.  

[Lincoln Republican]

Nice move Mr. Northeast Governor, taking your marching orders from the Governor of the South instead of listening to members of the Northeast Assembly.

But, whatever.  

Yes, the same Northeast Assembly that my pick for his seat served in, a former governor of the Northeast, and someone who was also recommended by private citizens of the Northeast in my discussions with them. In fact, during this process, I clearly offered my confidences to you, and I would have appointed you over anyone who wasn't dallasfan (who for the record is closer to you than me on that issue) or Matt from VT.

The Northeast is dominated by an anything goes mentality, and that is the agenda of Dallasfan, so to fit in with the dominant group you picked the right individual.

Myself, I would work to clean up this mess, but, whatever.

The Northeast Assembly has turned the Northeast into a region where incest, of all things, is now legal.  

The Northeast Assembly has turned a whole generation of sixteen year olds into a generation of drug addicts and pot heads.  

The Northeast Assembly has made it now legal for some no good husband to blatantly cheat on his wife, while she sits home with the kids, with no financial support  to pay the rent or buy food  for her and the kids, from the reprobate husband who says, it's OK, it's legal.

The Northeast Assembly has now turned a whole generation of sixteen year olds into future alcoholics.  

The Northeast Assembly has caused numerous deaths and thousands of deaths in the future by allowing drivers in the Northeast to drive while distracted.  

The Northeast Assembly has addicted a whole generation of sixteen year olds to nicotine and tobacco, causing lung cancer and an early death to thousands of people in the Northeast.

The Northeast Assembly has made it legal for a couple of perverts to have sexual relations in a car while parked in a driveway or a shopping center parking lot where it will be witnessed by hundreds of people, including young children.

The Northeast Assembly will be responsible for the deaths of thousands of people in the Northeast by allowing open alcoholic beverages in automobiles.

The Northeast Assembly has made it legal for fourteen year olds to possess pornography, thus instilling in young minds ideas and behavior for committing violence against, mainly, women.

Not to worry  though, it's only a game.

[Lincoln Republican]

My friend, not to belabor the point, you, as Governor, have the right to appoint who you like, and you chose the one closest to your views and philosophy, as you have just stated. 

I can only surmise that all those Northeast citizens you discussed this matter with as well share these same views.

Down with diversity.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

[Lincoln Republican]

~Sawx

Normally I wouldn't sign this because there wasn't a majority of yeas, but there are blatant constitutional concerns.

Nevertheless, having met the constitutional requirements, the bill has passed the Assembly, by a vote of 2 aye, 1 nay, and 2 abstain, and now with the Governor's signature becomes law, replacing the original arts act.

I do believe, along with the Governor, there are still constitutional concerns, however, that need to be addressed.   

[Lincoln Republican]

I still say the vote from HockeyDude should not have been counted for making commentary in the voting booth, not campaigning, but stating  something other than a vote.

But whatever.  Suit yourself.