New Hampshire is HILLDOG country!

[JonathanSwift]

I can't help but laugh at all of the bigoted cisgender heterosexist male supremacist FOOLS who honestly believe that a sexist clown like Barnie Sandler will win New Hampshire. New Hampshire is the most tolerant, liberal, multicultural, turbo-elastic swing state in the world! My state is an abode of sensible moderates, and on February 9th, we will stampede our voting booths to vote for HILLDOG, just like we did eight years ago; and unlike in 2008, in 2016, we will finally CRACK that GLASS CEILING once and for all! The sexist hicks in the rest of the country aren't going to stop us this time; we are WHITE; we are ANGRY; we are NH WOMEN; and come November, this country is going to hear us ROAR! TODAY NEW HAMPSHIRE; TOMORROW THE WORLD!!

[JonathanSwift]

I'm not surprised that losers from Solid D JOKE states like PA and VA hate election years. You're just jealous  of MY independent, moderate, libertarian-leaning swing state. The elasticity must really piss you off, almost as much as the sight of a LIBERATED WOMAN!

[JonathanSwift]

LOL, dude, she's trailing in the polls. Clearly NH is so sexist for having 1 of their 5 governor, representatives, and senators be a man compared to 0 2 years ago.

Obummer was "leading" here eight years ago, if you believe the sexist "pollsters," but NH WOMEN came through for Hillary in the end, and in two weeks, America will finally cease to "feel the Bern" when NH pours a bucket of cold water on his vile, misogynist campaign.

[JonathanSwift]

I'm not surprised that losers from Solid D JOKE states like PA and VA hate election years. You're just jealous  of MY independent, moderate, libertarian-leaning swing state. The elasticity must really piss you off, almost as much as the sight of a LIBERATED WOMAN!

LOL at anyone who says Virginia is solid D.

Are you a closet Republican? Everyone knows that CO, IA, NV, PA, VA, and WI are now part of the blue wall. Only THE GRANITE STATE is a true tossup!

[JonathanSwift]

Come on guys, really? REALLY?  Well, I guess they do say that imitation is the highest form of flattery, but still.  LAME

I was going to keep doing this until after the New Hampshire primary, but since you have voiced your objection, I suppose I'll stop, out of respect for your intellectual property.